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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago

If linux distributions were tools.

sh.itjust.works

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If linux distributions were tools.

sh.itjust.works

@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • Barttier
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    156•2 years ago

    First I wanted to contradict and say that I like arch linux because it feels good… So yes: I see your point

    • @[email protected]
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      113•2 years ago

      It’s so plug & play

      • @[email protected]OP
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        33•2 years ago

        Universal Plug and Play: it works on all genders!

        • @[email protected]
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          2•2 years ago

          Pretty much everyone has a butthole, it’s the ultimate input/output port.

          • @[email protected]
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            3•2 years ago

            Universal Serial Bussy.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      15•2 years ago

      ;-)

  • @[email protected]
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    10•2 years ago

    Debian instead of ubuntu for the multitool

    • @[email protected]
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      Ok, but the multitool must have a steeper learning curve and less GUIs

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      Agree

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    Why is arch a buttplug?

    • @[email protected]
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      15•2 years ago

      Idk, but it feels good.

  • @[email protected]
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    0•2 years ago

    It should have a tail.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      You can glue your own tail, there are instructions in the guide for proper configuration and cleaning.

  • @[email protected]
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    46•2 years ago

    Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      45•2 years ago

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 years ago

        That guy is so rad.

  • Engywook
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    27•2 years ago

    Arch is so pleasant to to use…

    • Bonehead
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      24•2 years ago

      But it’s a little cold at first when you start using it.

      • @[email protected]OP
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        11•2 years ago

        using no install helper ≈ no lube, no prewarming

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          That’s the way I like it

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        And one wrong move is a twinge of pressure

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    Which one is that on the pick set? I don’t recognize the logo…

    • @[email protected]
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      deleted by creator

    • Tb0n3
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      9•2 years ago

      Kali Linux. A pen testing distro.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    Is Red Hat that Dunder Mifflin commercial where the person is wandering around a big box store but can’t find anyone for service?

  • @[email protected]
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    15•2 years ago

    Yeah, I’d shove Pacman up my ass… wait you were talking about the package manager?

    • kryllic
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      6•2 years ago

      Found you, Rich Evans

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    ubuntu - kali
    fedora - arch

  • FuglyDuck
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    87•2 years ago

    I feel like Ubuntu should be one of those squeaky hammer toys. Maybe I’m just biased,

    • @[email protected]OP
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      54•2 years ago

      I think you’re right. But, I’m trying to make my memes inclusive: I don’t bash ubuntu users for the same reasons I don’t beat people already on the ground and refrain from mocking the handicapped.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 years ago

        But what makes ubuntu better as a first distro than mint or fedora? It installs snaps even when you specifically invoke apt, a new user who doesn’t understand the messages will press yes, see that it seemed to work and have issues later that can scare them away from linux.

        What I’m trying to say is that we should bash the people still recommending ubuntu.

        • @[email protected]OP
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          Oh, I’m absolutely fine with bashing people recommending Ubuntu. Hand me the first stone!

      • K0W4L5K1
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        Well you bash us arch users but i get it we can take it! Lmao. Or maybe ubuntu users just can’t take a joke

        • @[email protected]
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          6•2 years ago

          I cam take a jork

        • credit crazy
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          11•2 years ago

          You shure as hell can take it in the ass that’s for sure

          • @[email protected]
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            Yeah arch does get you laid

          • @[email protected]
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            He shure doesh

    • @[email protected]
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      No, Debian should definitely be the Swiss army knife, and Ubuntu should definitely be the playdoh Swiss army knife.

  • Possibly linux
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    Everything about this is wrong

    • @[email protected]OP
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      13•2 years ago

      I take objection to this statement. I pride myself with displaying nothing but objective truth in the memes I create.

      • Possibly linux
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        1•2 years ago

        Then explain your rational

        • @[email protected]OP
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          Shall I also explain how to walk, breathe, and drink?

          • @[email protected]
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            1•2 years ago

            Damn.

  • Björn Tantau
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    11•2 years ago

    Now there’s an idea. Butt plugs with custom logos. I’m gonna be rich!

    • @[email protected]OP
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      I’ll take 10%.

  • @[email protected]
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    Jokes on you I’m into that shit

    • @[email protected]OP
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      61•2 years ago

      Maybe it’s time for you to move on to gentoo:

      • @[email protected]
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        1•2 years ago

        Please imagine a skull emoji

  • SavvyWolf
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    13•2 years ago

    In the spirit of bashing Ubuntu, I’d like to propose we stick with the swiss army knife. But it’s one of those strange Kickstarter projects where it’s entirely controlled by an unnecessary phone app.

    Arch being something that requires some research and prep beforehand makes sense through. As well as having fans who will swear that is actually quite enjoyable if you try it.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      11•2 years ago

      No bashing Ubuntu!

    • m_r_butts
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      deleted by creator

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