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Facelikeapotato to [email protected] • 2 years ago

Caught red pawed!

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Caught red pawed!

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  • Dandroid
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    10•2 years ago

    Hackercat!

  • southsamurai
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    46•2 years ago

    Little homie looking up"hot pussy in my area"

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      “No Google, hairy. Hot HAIRY pussy. Like REALLY hairy. Like, you’ll need a comb to find out which side is the head part.”

      My search history is ruined.

    • FuglyDuck
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      2 years ago

      Naw. Already has that taken care of. they was ordering fresh sushi for their lunch date.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•2 years ago

        Not really a date, but maybe a tail hookup. No way to know for sure until OP checks their history for catnip orders for same day home delivery.

        • FuglyDuck
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          1•2 years ago

          OP is suddenly realizing where all that sushi came from… hehe

  • @[email protected]
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    22•2 years ago

    Human tech ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    • Otter
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      7•2 years ago

      Looks like the threadiverse needs an arm fetching bot too

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      Here you dropped this \

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      Ftfy

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        Damnit man… Were the bots really unnecessary all along?

    • RQG
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      20•2 years ago

      Can’t even arm. Stoopid hooman tech.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 years ago

        Stoopid indeed 👌

      • @[email protected]
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        2 years ago

        The design is very human

  • Dmian
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    1 year ago

    deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    25•2 years ago

    This is a great security feature. Is it an app?

    • redfellow
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      27•2 years ago

      It’s a cool story

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

        I heard some phone did that, but laptops as far as I am aware neither windows or MacOS supports it maybe some display-manager on Linux with custom patches would do it.

        • @[email protected]
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          2•2 years ago

          https://www.cerberusapp.com

        • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃
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          5•2 years ago

          Windows has so many settings in local group policy editor for passwords, I’m sure there’s a way to detect failed attempts with a script in task scheduler and take a picture. I don’t know how myself but it’s probably possible. Idk about Mac. And for Linux, you can probably have it install a tracker on the thief’s phone over bluetooth…

    • @[email protected]
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      39•2 years ago

      No, it’s a cat. You can tell by the ears.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 years ago

        There used to be an app that was a cat. It was almost definitely spyware, though.

  • @[email protected]
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    29•2 years ago

    Is it at least their cat?

  • @[email protected]
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    10•2 years ago

    Lol, cutie

  • Avicenna
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    17•2 years ago

    S/he was probably trying to online order cat food

    • @[email protected]
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      5•2 years ago

      The cat food is probably always there. Kitty was trying to buy nip on the dark web.

  • finally debunked
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    20•2 years ago

    Imagine someone holds the cat while trying to crack the password

    • @[email protected]
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      15•2 years ago

      Have you ever tried holding a cat?

  • @[email protected]
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    30•2 years ago

    I left a messenger app open once. My cat sent my boss about 500 dots. It came up as super rude, about 2 hours before that I had asked him something and made it clear that I was awaiting a response.

  • @[email protected]
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    1•2 years ago

    How can I set up Kubuntu to do this?

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