Plot twitst: I dont have any webcams. Lol.
Joke’s on them, I don’t care if anyone knows I jerk off, or what I jerk off to.
It sure would be awkward, but I don’t think I would even be concerned enough about a video like that. It wouldn’t even show the thing I’d be watching.
No, I get it. They’ll need expensive therapy after watching that.
Earlier they used breached passwords associated with the email address to try to add some credibility. They don’t bother now. Just another scam meme to join the rest for eternity.
I can confirm they do still bother; I received an email doing this earlier this week.
Ok, I stand corrected. I think the original scam is just outnumbered now.
Who even has their webcam pointed that low?
they gotta pay me licening fees to depict my awestriking appendage’s likeness. Imma copyright strike them and their moms
I love spammers who try to shame me into paying them. Good luck trying to kink shame a furry who’s given up hiding it. You try doing that and I’ll show you the kinda porn that makes me uncomfortable.
I’m laughing as I type this but I am in fact scared to even imagine what could.
But furry porn is a thing? Really? Outside manga and that sort of medium? That sounds hilarious to watch!
You mean live action stuff? Yeah, it exists. I was referring to drawn stuff though. Some kinks are pretty out there, and art lets you express them in a way that’d be impossible under all known laws of physics (yes, it can get pretty funny, it can also get pretty horrifying).
I’ll mention this and this alone: Dolcett. Gave me nightmares.
Yeah this is an old ones I’ve seen it evolve over the years. I always read it out to my partner so we can laugh.
I also never click links I emails, but this has been going on long enough that they must make bank off of morons who are doing things they are afraid of others to know about, and I bet some pay each time they get this.
I would be out about 14k USD by now if I were paying.
I’ve gotten that same one a couple of times, even giving me an old password for my email to try to make it look legitimate. Only problem is they always say they got me on my webcam, and I don’t have a webcam to catch me on 🤷♂️
I think if they have videos of me jerking off they owe me money, not the other way around. That’s how onlyfans works right?
Hope they add some kind of filtering mechanism im K9 soon
Hello, my perverted friend.
I had a terrible flashback of Reddit where everyone would make the same reply over and over and over
I had a terrible flashback of Reddit where everyone would make the same reply over and over and over
You pos
Edit: I don’t mean it, I love you
I’ve come to wank with you again.
On a webcam soft-ly stroking
To a vid of extreme poking
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
The art
Of coitus
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Probably doesn’t need saying, but no matter how tempting- NEVER reply. That just gets you put on an even better spam list.
