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Stamets to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago

Fuck the balloon police

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Fuck the balloon police

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Stamets to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    19•1 year ago

    There was a guy who did this with a lawn chair and helium ballons. Yes, he did get fined by the FAA.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•1 year ago

      Reaching almost 5000 meters is very impressive, and I love the plan of popping the balloons with a BB-gun to control the descent. I’m almost annoyed that they fined this unique effort.

      • @[email protected]
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        I wonder what was the plan in case his gun got jammed.

        • @[email protected]
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          I don’t think there was a plan B. A lawn chair strapped to 42 balloons doesn’t seem like a project without single points of failure.

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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    3•1 year ago

    Just remember the bottle of wine for whoever owns the land you fall onto

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 year ago

    sky crimes!

    • @[email protected]B
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      1•1 year ago

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  • The Barto
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    13•1 year ago

    My country town is really into ballooning, so there’s always a bunch of balloons flying around here and there, so no one would even notice an extra one floating around, unless you were a dick and flying low.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•1 year ago

      Man, I wish I lived in a country town that’s really into ballooning :(

  • @[email protected]
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    93•1 year ago

    For the record, yes you need a pilot’s license to fly a hot air balloon.

    And yes the “balloon police” (aka the FAA in the United States) or their equivalent governing body in other countries will stop you, and fine you.

    • @[email protected]
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      5•1 year ago

      You DON’T need a license for some types of flight though. Anything under 254 pounds. Ultralights and paragliders. (However that doesn’t mean there’s no rules)

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      I heard in France the balloon police are armed. With BB guns to take down offenders.

    • @[email protected]
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      18•1 year ago

      I don’t know if they can actually stop you. Especially the first time. But they can definitely find you and fine you. A lot. Like more than tree fiddy.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•1 year ago

        Yes. They wont kill you and take down your balloon. But you have to come back to land at some point. Then bam! You’re arrested…

        • @[email protected]
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          2•1 year ago

          They can definitely encourage you to land.

    • cum
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      2•1 year ago

      How do they stop you mid flight though

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        With helicopter mounted machine guns.

    • @[email protected]
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      50•1 year ago

      FAA if you’re lucky. If youre unlucky, the baloon police are an F-16 with a sidewinder

      • glomag
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        Float around and find out

        • @[email protected]
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          2•1 year ago

          We all float down there!

        • @[email protected]
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          2•1 year ago

          That’s such a cool design, very topical with international politics too.

      • 21Cabbage
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        I wonder if the IR sensor of a sidewinder could get a lock on the heating element of a hot air balloon.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          New versions could easily target a hot air balloon.

          • 21Cabbage
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            1•1 year ago

            Breaking: Ban placed on hot air balloons, lethal force authorized on local festivals. Citizens confused.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 year ago

        Robert Fulton has entered the chat.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        That seems like overkill

  • JohnWorks
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    1•1 year ago

    https://youtu.be/FIXvt9y7ims

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      1•1 year ago

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  • @[email protected]
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    2•1 year ago

    Spoken like someone who never had an NES.

  • DrCatface
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    7•1 year ago

    'member chinese spy balloon?

    • @[email protected]
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      deleted by creator

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      👀

    • Mario_Dies.wav
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      2•1 year ago

      And the maniacs shooting at it? First thing I thought of.

  • @[email protected]
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    22•1 year ago

    F-22s using missiles

    • @[email protected]
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      6•1 year ago

      Balloon: *pops

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY-pdk_FWh0

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        1•1 year ago

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    • @[email protected]
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      6•1 year ago

      What if you’re not Chinese? Checkmate.

  • SuperDuper
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    20•1 year ago

    But we stole a balloon!

    Yeah, on national free balloon day.

  • @[email protected]
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    107•1 year ago

    • @[email protected]
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      35•1 year ago

      What is this art style, it is so creepy. I love it.

      • @[email protected]
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        Yes, it’s quite liminal isn’t it? Makes me think of old PS2 games.

      • @[email protected]
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        16•1 year ago

        Looks like a collage?

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        Jeroom

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          Oh wow. Did you know this or did you ask an AI?

    • @[email protected]
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      7•1 year ago
      • @[email protected]
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        7•1 year ago

        Agreed

    • [Retired] malfisya
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      Is that Salvatore Ganacci?

      • @[email protected]B
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      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        I didn’t know there was a while genre here

  • NegativeLookBehind
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    9•1 year ago

    I went in a hot air balloon once. Basically, once you’re up in the air, the wind takes you….where ever. It’s only controllable on one axis at that point. And the flame is fucking hot.

    • Neato
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      Yeah, I always wondered how the fuck you don’t crash into a building, forest or get swept out to sea. I guess you just pick really still wind days.

      • @[email protected]
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        14•1 year ago

        From what I’ve read the wind can point different directions at different altitudes, so you can navigate a little bit by changing your altitude, depending on the wind conditions.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          I was told by someone who worked at a company that does balloon flights that winds are somewhat predictable, so they launch balloons in a way that gives them a decent margin of error to account for fluctuations in the wind.

          If it turns out that you have to land in the middle of the highway or some dangerous location like that, there is enough time to anticipate that and get in touch with the authorities to have that area blocked off.

      • key
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        6•1 year ago

        I think the main way is by not launching upwind of buildings, forests, or the ocean. And don’t launch when a weather system is coming in that would change wind patterns. Wind is usually fairly predictable.

  • @[email protected]
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    13•1 year ago

    All balloon cops are bastards

    • @[email protected]
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      #abcab

  • @[email protected]
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    Image Transcription: Meme


    1. You don’t need a license to fly a hot air ballon.

    2. Even if I do, who’s going to stop me? Balloon cops?

    [A background image of a yellow hot air ballon]

  • @[email protected]
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    24•1 year ago

    Most countries require a hot air balloon pilot license. Don’t fuck with the FAA. They will ruin your life.

    • peopleproblems
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      and if the FAA don’t get you, and you are using radios, the FCC might get you. And if the FCC get you, the FAA get you.

      Don’t fuck with the FAA. It’s not a fair fight. And we will lose more and more fun things to do as commercial drones take over.

      • kamenLady.
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        5•1 year ago

        What happened to the FBB?

        • @[email protected]
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          10•1 year ago

          The Federal Boobie Bureau? They’ve got better stuff to do

          • @[email protected]
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            3•1 year ago

            Indeed; their hands are full.

            • @[email protected]
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              1•1 year ago

              Damn I wish I’d used that ahaha

          • KSP Atlas
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            Haven’t they just suffered a major data leak recently?

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