This time around, the grifters are telling their suckers that Hillary Clinton and the round-earthers have cooked up a diabolical pathogen called “Disease X” to rid the planet of “excess population,” “install a corporate world government,” and “enslave humanity.” If you don’t want your body to get covered in festering boils and carbuncles the size of chicken eggs, you need to buy a “medical contagion kit” with vials of life-saving ivermectin manufactured right here in God’s most favorite country in the whole universe.

  • @[email protected]OP
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    191 year ago

    Let 'em spend their money on this and lock up the fraudsters just before they can donate ant money to any republican campaign. Kill two birds with one stone. Keep the idiots on the street from sending to trump and keep the idiots at the top from doing so.

  • Grammaton Cleric
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    201 year ago

    I thought disease X was COVID. I guess the facts outweighed their conspiracies and they had to make up a damn disease to continue grifting.

    Fuck every one of these sub-human money vacuums.

    • Uranium3006
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      41 year ago

      Disease X is a standin for planning purposes. They’ve been planning for The Big One and COVID-19 qualifies. They’re probably planning for the next one incorporating lessons from COVID

  • @[email protected]
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    331 year ago

    Oh Jesus is this what some guy in my extended social circle was trying to tell me about?

    I’ve gotten pretty good at playing dumb and diverting the conversation away towards something tangentially related and based in reality, but it’s getting hard man.

    • @[email protected]
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      191 year ago

      The worst part is that when the next pandemic actually does emerge, they’ll scream that it was disease x and say they’ve been using the “cure” all along, so they’ll take zero precautions and probably performatively engage in behaviors that spread the disease.

  • Digital_Prophet
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    121 year ago

    Whenever I see a story like this I always wonder why I’m not fleecing maga. It’s mostly a question of infrastructure and laziness, I guess.

  • Australis13
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    41 year ago

    Well, I guess they had to come up with something to explain the fallout from COVID since they simultaneously claim that either (a) it’s not real or (b) it’s just a mild flu.

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      Don’t forget that the vaccine was going to kill everyone that had taken it in two years.

  • andrew_bidlaw
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    161 year ago

    Recently ‘Disease X’ was a topic of discussion on a forum in Dubai (?). That was a template name for any disease that’d need excessive measures to adapt for it, like a covid pandemic. No wonder headless chikens run with it like it means some exact conspirological pathogen.

  • Flying Squid
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    81 year ago

    Will this be before or after Jade Helm is used to take over the United States and put Republicans into Walmart concentration camps?

  • @[email protected]
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    41 year ago

    Wasn’t “zombie invasion” another of the generic imaginary scenarios used for disaster response planning?

    Someone could make a bit of money selling cures for that…

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    71 year ago

    Let them milk the idiots. Any cent spent on fake meds can not be spent as Trump campaign contribution.

  • @[email protected]
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    21 year ago

    It sure is interesting how the right has appropriated a lot of populist rhetoric for their fake populism. The platform of the right wing does everything possible to prop up something like a “corporate world government”.

    They have some seriously stupid people in their base.