• themeatbridge
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      132 years ago

      For the discerning gentleman who wants to be a cowboy when he grows up, and likes to pretend he’s tall now.

  • @[email protected]
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    52 years ago

    The same kinda woman who won’t gently tell you it’s not “thigh food” is the same type of woman that’s gonna let you walk out the house looking like a damn fool. Can’t have it both ways Ron.

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    2 years ago

    Look at how humanly he stands. That’s how you can tell he’s a real boy and definitely not an alien, robot, or three raccoons in a cheap suit.

  • Ghostalmedia
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    82 years ago

    He wears cowboy boots because he’s been obsessed with horses ever since he left BarbieLand

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      I’m not sure which of these two is worse, honestly. Maybe DeSantis, because he shows not only the willingness, but also the capacity to veer the USA towards a theocracy within a term? He also seems a bit more…’electable’, since he hasn’t led an actual insurrection against the USA.

      Yet.

      • @[email protected]
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        22 years ago

        DeSantis is way more dangerous. He’s evil but not stupid. Many of the terrible things Trump tried to do failed due to sheer incompetence. DeSantis on the other hand has been very effective at his plans for, and I use the word advisedly, outright fascism starting with Florida. The only thing holding him back is a lack of charisma and grifter talent, but don’t discount his potential for destruction.

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          22 years ago

          I agree with this. As evil as Trump is, he was rather ineffective. DeSantis, on the other hand…he’s legitimately terrifying, because he seems like the kind of guy who wouldn’t my even have needed something like the January 6 riots.