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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 11 months ago

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  • @[email protected]
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    3•11 months ago

    You have to go out in the desert and mimic their mating call. I won’t demonstrate as it’s quite embarrassing.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•11 months ago

    They live in doritimo bay

  • @[email protected]
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    18•11 months ago

    It suddenly occurred to me how difficult it would be to make a Dorito from scratch.

    Youd need to grow corn, and several kinds of chilies and spices. You’d need a source of milk and rennet, you’d need a source of quicklime to treat the corn so you could make tortillas. And a lot of oil to fry it all in

    • Denvil
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      10•11 months ago

      I’m sure Senku would find a way

    • @[email protected]
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      7•11 months ago

      quicklime

      I read that as QuickTime and thought damn, I gotta download QuickTime even to make fuckin Doritos?

  • @[email protected]
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    5•11 months ago

    If you can’t figure it out, you can always eat the dorito-eaters.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•11 months ago

    Doritos? I hardly know her!

  • @[email protected]
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    6•11 months ago

    While I laughed and did like this, I can also see this be a Facebook minions mom meme

    • @[email protected]OP
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      2•11 months ago

      me too thanks

    • @[email protected]
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      5•11 months ago

      Interesting axiom. Would actually funny jokes be ruined, or does it really show that some jokes aren’t that funny to begin with

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    1•11 months ago

    They live in the area just outside of El Dorito

  • @[email protected]
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    45•11 months ago

    Common misconception. We cruelly hunt the majestic dorit, only to harvest the toes and discard the rest.

    • @[email protected]
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      13•11 months ago

      Mm nacho cheese toes

      • @[email protected]
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        4•11 months ago

  • @[email protected]
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    7•11 months ago

    I just figured there’d be an adult dor and we’re eating the little kids spawned from the dor’s succulent ranch and BBQ flavored nipples.

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