• rafflesia [she/her, doe/deer]
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    217 months ago

    porky-scared-flipped But if the customers can–what did you call it? “share?”–these games then how will we sell this 40 year old ROM for $70???

  • death to all IP lawyers. modern games are all fortnite clone over-the-shoulder battle royale microtransaction games, even single player games have microtransactions and locked over-the-right-shoulder cameras. every time i see a new game i have to temper my excitement until i see gameplay footage to check if it has that godawful fortnite locked-to-the-right-shoulder camera perspective, which they almost always do. all 3rd person games should either have centered cameras or the ability to switch which side the camera is on so i can aim around cover to the left sometimes instead of always moving right or having the disadvantage against those who can.

    i hate modern gaming, i’m going to go play Terra Nova: Strike Force Centauri (the Terran Hegemony did nothing wrong)

    • Esoteir [he/him]
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      127 months ago

      Over two hundred years before the beginning of the game, Earth is subsumed by a world government called the Hegemony, whose “Publicanism” philosophy PC Zone summarized as “communism without the economic restrictions”. The Hegemony annexes colonies throughout the Solar System, but the inhabitants of Jupiter’s moons reach an agreement that allows them to relocate to Alpha Centauri, where they settle on the Earth-like NewHope and the frozen Thatcher planets.

      so the villain is super communism and the protagonists are a bunch of space neoliberals that named their planets after fucking Margaret Thatcher?

      holy shit the brainworms in US sci-fi lmaooo

      • SERIOUSLY! i read the lore entries in-game and almost every single thing they mentioned about the Hegemony was incredibly based despite being presented as some unspeakable orwellian evil lmao. like way more lines saying stuff like ‘hegemony citizens all get healthcare and food and housing’ than the bad stuff like ‘they are ruled by a class of orphan oligarchs’.

  • FunkYankkkees [they/them, pup/pup's]
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    387 months ago

    “This fails the needs of citizens in favor of a weak sauce argument from the industry, and it’s really disappointing”

    I wonder why the dictatorship of the bourgeoisie would side with capital over the proletariat? thinkin-lenin

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    577 months ago

    What if someone enjoys reading something preserved in the Library of Congress? Better shut it down just to be safe no-fun-allowed

  • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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    287 months ago

    I’m actually stunned. “Market harm” is a stupid term and it’s being used for games that aren’t even being sold anymore. Games that most kids or adults aren’t going out of their way to find. Anyone else want to play 8-bit Bug’s Life?

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    617 months ago

    In the early 1900s, movie companies would regularly destroy all film reels they could reach after a feature had run its course in theaters.

    That’s why the early age of motion pictures has so many gaps of completely lost movies. And that’s intentional because porky-happy at the time didn’t want anything old to exist if new things could get churned out instead.

    • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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      137 months ago

      That, and they were incredibly careless with the new technology. Fires burned quite a few of them because they weren’t properly or carefully stored.

      • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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        Most of Monty Python’s original work at the BBC was simply taped over to cut costs. The only reason any of it survived is because one of them hoarded a bunch of it in their attic.