And the bigger question, will he still be my friend when I WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM 
Also remember this is who you think would win, not who you like more
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I think both sides are bad
Are you going to throw away your vote on @[email protected] ?
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Please do, @[email protected] is amazing.
I’m going to have to do a protest vote and go third-party because I don’t want to participate in a race to the
.I’m voting for Andrew WK and the “Party Party Party” Party on account of their unwavering support for vanguardism.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Fuck me i voted for dirty owl but THEY’RE LITERALLY NOT EVEN AMERICAN, THEY CAN’T
Dirt_owl has no outwardly strong opinions which makes them the Democrat since Democrats never run on policy, which means they would probably win. UlyssesT has lots of strong opinions which would make him the Republican candidate, but he would lose because his opinions aren’t anywhere near reactionary enough to actually win over Republican voters.
I think I took this too seriously.
UlyssesT could win with a microtargetted campaign that shows each chud ads with the UlyssesT opinion on the specific treats that they personally get riled up about while ommiting his opinion on what they actually like but building the AI slop cannon torment nexus is the antithesis of everything he stands for.
Dirt_owl will end up losing the democrat base because the only thing they care about is decorum whereas Dirt_owl will spend the entire campaign making piss jokes.
UlyssesT could win with a microtargetted campaign that shows each chud ads with the UlyssesT opinion on the specific treats that they personally get riled up about while ommiting his opinion on what they actually like but building the AI slop cannon torment nexus is the antithesis of everything he stands for.
I don’t think I could handle pretending to like chud slop, even by omission, even to win an election.
I promise to press the communism button my first day in office
You people do realise he is a far superior debator and with destroy me in the first debate lmao
Presidential debates are mostly shit-flinging which you surely have an advantage at.
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Master debating cannot compete against alien posting
But there will be much more hooting from your side of the audience so it cancels out.
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:i-vorted:
Ulysses/Drej Queen 2024
The Giant Meteor vote, but crackly blue!
natural born citizen clause might be a problem for a literal alien running mate
Drumph Owl is stealing the election!
Damn it’s neck and neck. 50:50. Could be anyone’s race. For a dollar I’ll cycle my IP a couple of times and enter some cheat votes.
For every vote you cheat I’m gonna cheat in two
Hmm. Why don’t we host a fake election for fun?
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@[email protected] our feud will be legendary! Have at thee!
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