And it always happens right before I have to leave for work too!
Try to hold it in so you can poop on the boss’ time. It’s way better to get paid for that shit.
Working from home, I regularly clock in on the toilet
We call them Union Shits around here, unionized or otherwise.
I used to finish my day pooping so much people knew where to find me. The number of questions I’ve fielded
You don’t get to end your work day with a peaceful shit? This would be devastating
Oh they’re never peaceful
This is why I can’t be one of those people who drink their morning coffee at work instead of before work. Because then I’ll have to shit in public instead of at home and then I won’t have as much time to complete my work.
“complete my work” that’s what we call shitting in my industry
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.
Hell for your heart, too
Yea I don’t think a cup or two of coffee alone is bad, other than temporarily increasing blood pressure. But I definitely wouldn’t combine it with smoking.
As an ex-smoker a morning coffee and cigarette does feel great, so does a post workout smoke. But yeah dont start smoking!
