That’s a nude egg I won in my game!
That’s not porn. It’s a nude emoji I got from my game
I can shave my face and pubes at the same time! So convenient!
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
I already had you tagged as “furious train masturbator”. Things have come full circle and I’m delighted.
I think that’s what they call racism
Please put a spoiler tag on this comment. I was trying to masturbate to it but then I accidentally saw the ending too quickly and my orgasm wasn’t exactly what you would call ruined, but it wasn’t very good.
I wish this was real
it is real
proof: im the emoji
I wish I was
I need the butthole one, stat.
