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"no" banana to Lemmy [email protected] • 24 days ago

Human rice cooker

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Human rice cooker

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"no" banana to Lemmy [email protected] • 24 days ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    122•24 days ago

    When you want your whole body to smell like someone else’s stinky feet, but don’t want to smell them yourself.

    • Altima NEO
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      14•24 days ago

      People pay good money for that

    • "no" bananaOP
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      46•24 days ago

      Another pressing problem has been solved!

      • @[email protected]
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        24•24 days ago

        Another decisice victory for Temu

    • @[email protected]
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      18•24 days ago

      Not until the marination is complete, anyway.

  • @[email protected]
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    17•23 days ago

    Here’s what I don’t get about every Chinese item on Amazon:

    Why the terrible photoshop?

    You’ve got a product. You make it. It’s cheap crap, sure, but so are most established brands at this point. You probably make them in the same factory.

    And surely somebody who works for you isn’t a grotesquely ugly freak and could just hold the item, or otherwise use it as intended.

    But no, everything from digital cameras to sticking plasters is slapped over the top of a bit of stock photography taken at an entirely different angle and lighting conditions to the one you took of the product.

  • lime!
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    37•24 days ago

    footjob tent

  • @[email protected]
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    24 days ago

    Unus Anus Annus had an episode where they steamed themselves with their own piss in one of these, IIRC.

    What a silly one-time thing.

    • @[email protected]
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      10•24 days ago

      pleeeaaase don’t mistype annus

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        24 days ago

        Fish-Bach and Nester would approve ‘Anus’.

    • @[email protected]
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      26•24 days ago

      What a thing to read at 10 am

    • "no" bananaOP
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      20•24 days ago

      Yes, one-time thing…

    • @[email protected]
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      16•24 days ago

      I was almost sparred by youtube having deleted the video but archive.org graciously has it archived.

  • tiredofsametab
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    62•24 days ago

    Portable steam sauna, in case anyone was actually wondering.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      39•24 days ago

      So, basically a human rice cooker

      • Sundray
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        18•24 days ago

        a human rice cooker

    • @[email protected]
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      26•24 days ago

      I was wondering but that really doesn’t answer what the hell is happening in this picture.

  • @[email protected]
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    9•24 days ago

    Damn it, seeing this automatically replaces the face with Ethan…

  • @[email protected]
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    15•24 days ago

    Siamese twins with shared legs.

  • @[email protected]
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    15•23 days ago

    Hell, it’s 2025. Don’t act like it’s your first time seeing a footjob privacy tent…

    • @[email protected]
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      1•23 days ago

      Holy crap that’s funny.

  • @[email protected]
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    31•24 days ago

    I…is this a sex thing? ಠ_ಠ

    • @[email protected]
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      10•24 days ago

      Anything is if you’re brave enough

    • @[email protected]
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      22•24 days ago

      Nope an Asian dieting thing.

      • @[email protected]
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        13•24 days ago

        Huh…since I’ve seen very few fat Asians, they might be on to something here

        • tiredofsametab
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          15•24 days ago

          As someone living in east Asia, there are definitely a number and it seems to be increasing. Then again, “Asia” is like a huge chunk of the world encompassing more than two billion people.

        • @[email protected]
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          6•24 days ago

          It’s called caloric control

      • froufox
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        7•24 days ago

        then why do you have to put your feet there? 😭

        • @[email protected]
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          18•24 days ago

          Misconception that heating a specific area makes the fat there disappear. Also Asian ladies walk more than western girls, and wear heels while doing it. Their feet hurt. Heat nice. Winter cold. Etc.

          • @[email protected]
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            1•10 days ago

            so like, electric vibrating foot bath?

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              1•9 days ago

              Probably no vibration just heat, probably steam, and sweat. Although vibration too sounds nice to me.

              • @[email protected]
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                1•9 days ago

                i meant that if people want to make their feet warm and feel good, they should get a heated electric footbath, actually i should get one now that i think about it…

          • froufox
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            11•24 days ago

            I mean, is there a reason to put them while another human is inside?

            • @[email protected]
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              16•24 days ago

              Yes. Don’t kink shame.

              • froufox
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                8•24 days ago

                Fair, it looks like they are both enjoying their time

                • @[email protected]
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                  5•24 days ago

                  Right? It makes me want a steamy foot massage.

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      3•24 days ago

      toot toot

  • Cruxifux
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    2•23 days ago

    Hmmmmm

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