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no banana to Lemmy [email protected] • 3 months ago

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  • @[email protected]
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    15•3 months ago

    It shouldn’t be called food just because the Brits eat it…

  • @[email protected]
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    12•3 months ago

    1000044273

  • @[email protected]
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    12•3 months ago

    I;m thinking about thos beans

  • @[email protected]
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    3 months ago

    beans (crucial PC component)

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾
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      8•3 months ago

      I see Charles Ross, I upvote

  • Björn Tantau
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    62•3 months ago

    beans (cowboy food)

    • CheeseCakeCat
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      15•3 months ago

      I see Terence Hill, I upvote

    • @[email protected]
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      3•3 months ago

      Every time I’m eating refried beans with bolillo (bread) and some valentina sauce I think about this scene and feel like a cowboy.

    • @[email protected]
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      12•3 months ago

    • edric
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      13•3 months ago

      I have this weird fascination with the typical stew of beans and meat in westerns. They look like they taste good.

      • snooggums
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        11•3 months ago

        They do!

  • @[email protected]
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    48•3 months ago

  • MacN'Cheezus
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    15•3 months ago

    I hate the Brits as much as anyone but baked beans beat refried beans any day of the week.

    • @[email protected]
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      3 months ago

      They do not in any way, shape or form beat borracho beans. Also, proper refried beans made with lard at a hole in the wall tex-mex joint still beat baked beans.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•3 months ago

        You need to taste the lard. The host’s English is limited to “how many?”

        The real places won’t even serve you cheese dip.

      • MacN'Cheezus
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        1•3 months ago

        I’ve never had borracho beans but I googled them and I’m intrigued. Beer and bacon are some of my favorite food groups.

    • @[email protected]
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      22•3 months ago

      I mean this is the internet so no one is stopping you from making false statements. But also refried beans are just one type of Mexican bean preparation.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•3 months ago

        Baked beans are also just one type of British bean preparation.

        • @[email protected]
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          8•3 months ago

          Are any of the British preps actually spicy?

          • @[email protected]
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            2•3 months ago

            Some daals are spicy, and could arguably be considered British?

            • @[email protected]
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              2•3 months ago

              Lentils aren’t beans, and daal is as British as tacos are American by that logic.

          • @[email protected]
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            4•3 months ago

            Depends on whether or not you count the whole historical British Empire.

            • @[email protected]
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              3 months ago

              No, colonies of oppressed people who were not afforded the benefits of british citizenry don’t count.

          • Ricky Rigatoni
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            3•3 months ago

            If you’re the kind of person who thinks applesauce is spicy, yeah.

      • MacN'Cheezus
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        4•3 months ago

        Bro, refried beans look like diarrhea and taste like ass at least 90% of the time.

        I’ve had some good ones occasionally but they’re few and far inbetween. I don’t even order combos at Mexican restaurants anymore, just gimme da tacos straight and save the frijoles for your dog.

        • @[email protected]
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          6•3 months ago

          Stop getting beans from diapers. Those aren’t beans.

          • MacN'Cheezus
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            2•3 months ago

            Stop gaslighting me as if I’d never seen any frijoles in my entire life.

            Even professional food photographers struggle at making these look appetizing, and that’s AFTER throwing a bunch of garnish on or around them.

            Sorry, but you’re still just polishing a turd.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•3 months ago

      Including taco Tuesday???

      • MacN'Cheezus
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        7•3 months ago

        Especially on Taco Tuesday.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•3 months ago

          I’m uncomfortable.

          • MacN'Cheezus
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            2•3 months ago

            It’s the hardshell tacos, isn’t it.

            • @[email protected]
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              2•3 months ago

              Yes.

              • MacN'Cheezus
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                2•3 months ago

                If it helps, this isn’t my own picture. I would probably use softshell tacos as well because I’m not a barbarian.

                • @[email protected]
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                  2•3 months ago

                  What’s wrong with hard shell tacos?

                  takes one bite and the rest disintegrates

                  That’s what the fork is for.

        • @[email protected]
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          2•3 months ago

          Mexico will remember this.

          • MacN'Cheezus
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            1•3 months ago

            Nah you won’t, we’ll just drink another cerveza and maybe a couple shots of mezcal and then we’ll all be friends again.

        • @[email protected]
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          2•3 months ago

          Jesus wept.

          • MacN'Cheezus
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            1•3 months ago

            With joy.

        • @[email protected]
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          3 months ago

          This is probably the most disrespectful thing I’ve seen all year.

          • MacN'Cheezus
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            1•3 months ago

            Wait till you see this.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•3 months ago

      Are you from Benidorm?

      • MacN'Cheezus
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        1•3 months ago

        What’s that

  • Flamekebab
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    10•3 months ago

    I like beans ‘n’ such.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•3 months ago

    saw a giant transparent plastic tub of baked beans for sale at the entrance to a publix last night in Tennessee- meme not fooling anyone

    • @[email protected]
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      1•3 months ago

      Open it and knock it over

  • blaue_Fledermaus
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    8•3 months ago

    Feijoada

    • @[email protected]
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      4•3 months ago

      deleted by creator

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    3 months ago

    Bush’s Baked Beans vs Heinz Baked Beans vs Boston Baked Beans

  • @[email protected]
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    27•3 months ago

    It’s interesting hearing the history of the spice trade. The English considered spices for the peasants, so that’s why their cuisine is ass.

    • @[email protected]
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      12•3 months ago

      To my personal experience, ass can taste better than british cuisine

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        1•3 months ago

        Asstastic!

  • @[email protected]
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    63•3 months ago

    As a Brit, beans and cheese on toast is probably my cheat meal. I don’t go overboard though and only have it once or twice a day.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•3 months ago

      I’ve never tried that - what kinda cheese do you recommend?

      • @[email protected]
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        9•3 months ago

        I can’t imagine a brit using anything other than cheddar.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•3 months ago

          Oh really? Awesome, I thought they’d use something milder. Sounds great, I’ll try that, thanks!

          • LousyCornMuffins
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            2•3 months ago

            I guess you could get mild cheddar

            • @[email protected]
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              3•3 months ago

              Oh no, I like intense cheese. But you know British people

              • LousyCornMuffins
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                2•3 months ago

                You know what they say about British people. Got British feet, gonna have British beans.

          • @[email protected]
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            4•3 months ago

            Cheddar is named after the part of the UK it comes from

    • @[email protected]
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      10•3 months ago

      Fucking casual.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•3 months ago

      Next time you make beans, simmer them in a pan for like 30 mins, with a massive chunk of butter. UNREAL

  • @[email protected]
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    13•3 months ago

    You have not eaten beans the right way until you have eaten FABADA.

    What makes FABADA so great is that it’s also a hex code for a very sexy pink.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•3 months ago

      Spain is the country where you eat good. You probably have a fav dish from somewhere else. But with the insane variety of dishes they have, and even local specialities up to 5 per city Madrid and Barcelona have specialities per neighborhood even. They surely will nail one you’ll like and the serving… They’ll fill a fucking plate and you will leave it clean. Tortilla de papas con Jamón iberico de bellota… You ever taste that ham you’ll probably die…

  • bruhduh
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    17•3 months ago

    Beans (lemmy staple meme)

    • @[email protected]
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      12•3 months ago

      Did someone say beans?

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