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dantheclamman to Not The [email protected]English • 2 months ago

RFK Jr. Took His Grandkids for a Dip in a Sewage-Contaminated Creek For Mother’s Day

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RFK Jr. Took His Grandkids for a Dip in a Sewage-Contaminated Creek For Mother’s Day

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dantheclamman to Not The [email protected]English • 2 months ago
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The National Park Service bans swimming in Rock Creek due to “high levels of bacteria.”
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  • @[email protected]
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    4•2 months ago

    This is how you get Ninja Turtles

  • @[email protected]
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    54•2 months ago

    He fucking hates his grandkids

    • @[email protected]
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      36•2 months ago

      He literally doesn’t believe in germs.

      https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/04/rfk-jr-s-anti-vaccine-stance-is-rooted-in-a-disbelief-in-germ-theory/

      • @[email protected]
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        13•2 months ago

        he needs to update those ideas by 160 years

        • The Quuuuuill
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          11•2 months ago

          Counterpoint, the great society party wants to return us to 160 years ago when a man was allowed to own some people. If that means throwing a bunch of other things out, him and his crowd are fine to do it

    • dantheclammanOP
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      He’s just sharing his various worm parasites with them ❤️

      • @[email protected]
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        Pretty sure he got that from eating rancid meat in the Amazon

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        deleted by creator

        • @[email protected]
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          10•2 months ago

          System Shock 2 was training for the coming helminth apocalypse

  • @[email protected]
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    34•2 months ago

    We’re 100% certain there was only one lobotomy?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    When I was a little boy in New York City in the 1940s, we swam in the Hudson River and it was filled with raw sewage okay? We swam in raw sewage! You know… to cool off! And at that time, the big fear was polio; thousands of kids died from polio every year but you know something? In my neighbourhood, no one ever got polio! No one! Ever! You know why? Cause we swam in raw sewage! It strengthened our immune systems! The polio never had a prayer; we were tempered in raw shit!

    Love Carlin, but this bit didn’t exactly age well. lol

    • @[email protected]
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      55•2 months ago

      Why’d I think it was a RFK quote

      • @[email protected]
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        17•2 months ago

        Because we live in the stupid timeline, the one where this absolutely 100% could be real. I thought it was too lol

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 months ago

      It was exactly the line I thought of when I saw the headline.

    • @[email protected]
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      15•2 months ago

      Carlin was telling a joke, not enacting government policy.

    • @[email protected]
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      You know why?

      VACCINES

    • @[email protected]
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      18•2 months ago

      Well I mean later on in the bit he also talks about only needing to wash: armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth and you’d save time by using the same brush.

      I’m certain if he was alive today he’d rip these morons apart.

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        Which one is this?

    • @[email protected]
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      87•2 months ago

      Satire is dead, it’s no longer possible to top the absurdity of real life.

      • @[email protected]
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        Fuck that. Humor is not dead.

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          That’s not what he said.

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    I hope he enjoys the full experience.

    • @[email protected]
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      “I love it!” -Frank Dreben

  • @[email protected]
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    14•2 months ago

    I propose a new term - “malscurrocracy” - government by evil clowns.

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    130•2 months ago

    The sewage was no doubt very upset to see its creek being contaminated by RFK Jr.

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      The worm in his brain is just trying to reproduce 🤷

      That’s why he brought his children.

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    30•2 months ago

    literally everything this man does can be explained by the brain worm

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    10•2 months ago

    This is a reverse eaten onion for me, wtf.

  • @[email protected]
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    27•2 months ago

    “Mr President, do we really need to drain the swamp? Me and some buddies and our families still enjoying a regular paddle in there.”

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    5•2 months ago

    did they cool off with a nice refreshing glass of rancid raw milk?

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  • Drusas
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    This should be considered some kind of neglect or abuse.

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    the worm is driving the bus, in the search of moist organic material to munch

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      The worm in his brain goes round and round
      Round and round
      Round and round
      The worm in RFK’s brain goes round and round
      Alll through the FDA

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      This has the makings of a great Gwar song.

  • ThePowerOfGeek
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    He should just come out and announce that he worships Nurgle.

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    • @[email protected]
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      I say this every thread he is in. Like how is all the news with him nurgle cultist playback. Dude even sounds possessed by a warp demon.

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