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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 months ago

What a mess

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What a mess

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  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 months ago

    You need to remove walls. Next time she’ll be comfortable!

  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 months ago

    Take all the Busch light cans out, yes the ones under the bed

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 months ago

      But they’re propping up the mattress!

  • @[email protected]
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    9•2 months ago

    Tell her she can come out from under the bed.

  • @[email protected]
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    17•2 months ago

    It’s you

  • Stefen Auris
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    14•2 months ago

    Remove the friend

  • Nightwatch Admin
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    27•2 months ago

    If your junk is making people uncomfortable, you should probably pull up your pants and close the zipper.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 months ago

    Religion.

  • @[email protected]
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    40•2 months ago

    The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 months ago

      I don’t know, viking gods are kinda cool

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      12•2 months ago

      How would we get to Heaven without religion?

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 months ago

        There’s a stairway you can buy. Pretty simple really

      • Ricky Rigatoni
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        4•2 months ago

        If we remake the tower of babel with modern construction techniques I don’t think god could destroy it as easily.

        • ivanafterall ☑️
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          2•2 months ago

          Fair. And maybe you could put the F-18 runway at the top.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 months ago

        Be a good person? I don’t need religion to live a productive life.

        • ivanafterall ☑️
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          3•2 months ago

          I agree, I was just wondering how to get to Heaven, but others have pointed out F-18s, a new Tower of Babel, etc…so I think we’re set.

      • sylver_dragon
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        6•2 months ago

        Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will accept you for your virtue. If the gods are unjust, then they weren’t worth worshiping anyway. And if there are no gods, then at least you lived a good life to be remembered by .

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 months ago

        The first step is dying I think

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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        20•2 months ago

        F-18 Hornets.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 months ago

        1 - Your question presupposes abrahamic faith.

        How will we achieve moksha without Hinduism?

        How will we achieve nirvana without Buddhism?

        2 - dependency on <AFTERLIFE CONCEPT HERE> is due to our fear of death / the unknown combining with religion

        We don’t know what and if anything happens after death because it is untestable by us for obvious reasons, but some religions still postulate an answer for reasons.

    • @[email protected]
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      Mythology isn’t a problem. The issue is convincing huge swaths of a population to believe mythology is true.

  • Drunk & Root
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    2•2 months ago

    that stool needs to go the window the crucifix the bed the carpet the roof an door

  • bruhbeans
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    42•2 months ago

    Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 months ago

      Throw away the stool as well.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•2 months ago

      What is this? A crucifix for ants?!

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        9•2 months ago

        Why is the window so much larger than the crucifix? Shows their priorities. A true crucifixion lover would nix the bed and just have a full size wooden cross.

        • @[email protected]
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          7•2 months ago

          Obviously a window-worshipping pagan.

    • M137
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      1•2 months ago

      with*

  • @[email protected]
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    I recommend purging the vengeful ghost or whatever evil spirit is haunting that place and getting out of whatever rural or abandoned town that building is located in. It’s likely in the upper northeast or midwest and would be the kind of place that Stephen King would set his next novel in.

  • @[email protected]
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    11•2 months ago

    Throw out the bed, the stool, and the crucifix. Sleep on the bare floor, ideally naked. Peak minimalism achieved.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 months ago

      Ark survival evolve gameplay

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 months ago

      When I were a lad we didn’t sleep on floors, but would balance on the floorboards themselves

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 months ago

        Floorboards are unneccessary junk, rip them off and have a dirt floor instead.

        • @[email protected]
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          2•2 months ago

          Dirt is unnecessarily soft, better to dig down through the organic matter to the subsoil, and lie on that instead

          • @[email protected]
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            2•2 months ago

            Actually, dig all way to bedrock, after all, it isn’t called bedrock for no reason.

            • @[email protected]
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              2•2 months ago

              Too smooth for my sensibilities, I’d prefer to go down to the metal outer shell

  • @[email protected]
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    38•2 months ago

    This stool clearly has too many legs. It’s way more fun with only 2!

    • @[email protected]
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      14•2 months ago

      I only have 2 legs and I’m doing fine

    • HEXN3T
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      2! = 2

      You win this time…

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 months ago

        2 != 2?

        • HEXN3T
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          5•2 months ago

          Spaces are important! That would be 2 ≠ 2, as opposed to 2! = 2 (or (1*2) = 2).

          • @[email protected]
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            4•2 months ago

            2 ¡= 2?

            • HEXN3T
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              …Shit, Idk

          • @[email protected]
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            7•2 months ago

            What if that was the joke?

    • @[email protected]
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      12•2 months ago

      You can’t sit for long on a stool with only two legs; I think it just becomes a stool sample at that point.

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        Unless you flip it over, then it doubles the seating capacity AND makes it more stable.

  • @[email protected]
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    185•2 months ago

    Maybe remove the dead guy from the wall.

    • Diplomjodler
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      You have to let him into your heart or he’s going to torture you for all eternity.

      • Lord Wiggle
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        No he’s not, he’s lazy AF. All he did was sacrifice his weekend for all of humanity. Do you really think he’s going to haunt anyone, when that’s all he could spare for humankind?

      • @[email protected]
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        25•2 months ago

        Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.

        • @[email protected]
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          7•2 months ago

          Don’t inject tren directly into your heart then, nerd

    • @[email protected]
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      79•2 months ago

      Yes, it’s obviously the ancient death cult symbol that stifles humanity and individuality that would make that room feel claustrophobic.

  • Eager Eagle
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    13•2 months ago

    clearly the bed

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 months ago

      It’s the largest thing in the room anyways. Imagine how much space that bedroom could habe without an useless bed!

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