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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 25 days ago

Oink

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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 25 days ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    10•25 days ago

    They marked nsfw, why didn’t you?

    • @[email protected]
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      Because its safe for work in the sense that you actually need to fully read it. There is no imagery.

      Otherwise something like anti ICE stuff would have to be marked NSFW as well because your employer might have a problem with it.

      Thats why in practice NSFW only applies to things that instantly would get you in trouble if seen for a only fraction of a second. Meaning images.

      • @[email protected]
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        10•25 days ago

        Idk I feel like if my boss saw “c*m” scrolling past while I was at work, I would be in trouble.

        • @[email protected]
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          If you open shitposts full screen at work, thats on you imo. I have lemmy configured so the preview is just big enough to figure out whats in the post but too small for anyone to read from a distance

        • @[email protected]
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          8•24 days ago

          And rightly so. We just call them “serial ports” these days.

    • @[email protected]
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      17•25 days ago

      Probably because it’s not needed.

    • @[email protected]
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      21•24 days ago

      Did you read this on a bus and start masturbating uncontrollably?

      • @[email protected]
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        7•24 days ago

        Nah I read this on a train and started masturbating uncontrollably. It’s a shame I was sat at a table seat, oinked all over the people in front.

      • @[email protected]
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        8•24 days ago

        Ummm is that what happens when you see NSFW content

        • @[email protected]
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          8•24 days ago

          Oink

      • @[email protected]
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        4•24 days ago

        I already was, but can we agree this didn’t help?

  • chingadera
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    56•24 days ago

    Everything on this post including comments is a disaster lol

    • @[email protected]
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      2•24 days ago

      My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

  • @[email protected]
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    30•24 days ago

    This sounds like a plot to a Seinfeld episode.

  • @[email protected]
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    23•24 days ago

    Sounds like the correct response is to stop getting him off

  • @[email protected]
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    43•25 days ago

    she slop my hog til I oink

  • @[email protected]
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    31•25 days ago

    This little piggy went WEE WEE WEE

  • @[email protected]
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    84•25 days ago

    including others in your kink without permission is a violation of consent, easy break up - this man does not respect boundaries, and does not practice SSC/RACK

    • @[email protected]
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      16•25 days ago

      How do you know it’s a kink?

      • RainDog
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        74•25 days ago

        Because kink is only 3 letters away from oink.

        • @[email protected]
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          16•25 days ago

          One letter away? Unless I’m missing a joke in which case feel free to “wooooosh” me.

          • @[email protected]
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            19•25 days ago
            K - M - N - O
            0 - 1 - 2 - 3
            
            • @[email protected]
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              15•25 days ago

              oh shit im dumb

            • @[email protected]
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              32•25 days ago

              Are Ls just a joke to us?

              • Carl
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                8•24 days ago

                He doesn’t take any L’s.

          • @[email protected]
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            5•25 days ago

            LMN I’m guessing

          • @[email protected]
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            6•24 days ago

            Oink

            O->K

            Kink.

            Oink->Kink

            Don’t worry, It took me a second, too. Perspective is everything.

        • @[email protected]
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          deleted by creator

      • @[email protected]
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        11•24 days ago

        More importantly, how do we know that he knows it’s a kink?

      • @[email protected]
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        Exactly, he could just be a cop.

        So still a reason to break up with him, but a different one

        • @[email protected]
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          *it; he suggests personhood.

    • @[email protected]
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      Okay, yes, it might violate consent, but it’s also funny.

      And it would be weird fir me to say there are times when i wont hold someone accountable for murder for a sufficiently good bit, but not this.

  • @[email protected]
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    15•25 days ago

    🐷🐷🐷

    • @[email protected]
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      1•23 days ago

      Animal farm

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      • Carl
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        • @[email protected]
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          2•23 days ago

          oink

      • @[email protected]
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        3•24 days ago

        oink

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      • @[email protected]
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        oink

  • Bunnylux
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    11•25 days ago

    Deeply upsetting.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•23 days ago

    Imagine breaking up over some silly shit like this lmao

  • @[email protected]
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    Yeah, that’s fine by me. Only oink oink!

  • @[email protected]
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    4•25 days ago

    The boyfriend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttn1otpx7zA

    • Drunk & Root
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      1•24 days ago

      or will

    • @[email protected]
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      Not what I expected to find in this thread but I’m happy I watched it.

  • Rob T Firefly
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    33•24 days ago

    Tell him that impersonating a police officer is a serious crime.

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