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NegativeNull to The [email protected]English • 12 days ago

Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony

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Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony

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NegativeNull to The [email protected]English • 12 days ago
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VENICE, ITALY—In a welcome bag filled with favors such as local chocolates, artisanal soaps, and scented candles, guests arriving for the wedding of Amazon founder Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez this week were reportedly given monogrammed plastic bottles in which to urinate during the ceremony. “Because guests will be strictly prohibited from leaving the room […]
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  • BubblyRomeo
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    LMFAO!

  • greenfire
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    9•12 days ago

    Hey THEY’RE COMPLETELY RECYCLABLE!!!

    • rockerface 🇺🇦
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      12•12 days ago

      The guests? I should hope so

      • greenfire
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        3•12 days ago

        Compost is beautiful

        • rockerface 🇺🇦
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          3•12 days ago

          It’s the shit

  • @[email protected]
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    9•12 days ago

    I fucking bought it right up to the end.

  • @[email protected]
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    I sooooo wish this were true. Quality protest strategy

  • @[email protected]
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    4•12 days ago

    This one got an actual chuckle under my breath.

  • @[email protected]
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    5•12 days ago

    That was so generous of Bezos to invite Amazon-contracted delivery drivers to his wedding.

  • FerretyFever0
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    Ain’t that courteous of him? I hope I can buy one off Ebay as an heirloom!

  • @[email protected]
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    Two Billionaires Thousands Of Piss Bottles > Two Girls One Cup

  • @[email protected]
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    3•12 days ago

    He’s clearly letting his guests know that they mean as much to him as his employees.

  • @[email protected]
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    5•12 days ago

    Is it like flying first class where the richer people get glass instead of plastic?

    • @[email protected]
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      8•12 days ago

      On the warehouse floor it’s plastic bottles. At the bezos wedding they piss in crystal champagne flutes.

      Shame P Diddy couldn’t make it.

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