Holy shit we are definitely living in a satire simulation running as a VR experience for people living in a less funny but just as brutal reality.
Like holy shit you can’t write this shit, this has got to have people at The Onion quaking in their papery and layered exteriors.
what a fucking useless human.
I vote we start calling me Elon Jr.
Is he admitting ignorance to something that literally tens of billions of people have done, including people who can’t read and never knew what a computer was, or even how to make fire? This is the guy who we should trust with making an “artificial intelligence”?
To be fair, programmers don’t make great dads, it’s rather hard to program your kid
Dr Skinner enters the chat
wow, getting desperate with the marketing over there.
“Those first few weeks it was constantly,” he says of his tendency to consult ChatGPT on childcare.
Dude, I wouldn’t trust ChatGPT for plant care 😂
This guy’s kid is going to be so fucked up
Why would you admit you’re a complete moron like that?
I would do it if it got me a million dollars
Because other complete morons will now buy the product?
Put that child in a foster home before he abuses it even more.
Wtf is a supremo actually don’t tell me I never wanna use it again
The latest doublespeak for oligarch
What would be Darwin‘s response?
He’d fuck off to the Galapagos and hide from all the idiots.
I mean it’s fair enough. It’s not like anyone has ever done it before. There is literally no information available about this uniquely modern process.
plus it’s such a horrendously complex thing that you definitely can’t largely figure out on your own
hey my infant keeps leaking this foul smelling brown stuff, what’s going on??? if only i had access to AI so i could figure this out…
Jesus crist, this guy is lucky he even has a child, unless he used ChatGPT for that too :D
Altman: “How does one have a baby?”
ChatGPT: “You see, when a mommy and daddy love each other…”
Come on lol, that’s obviously hyperbolic
Why is this a “come on lol”. In what world is what Sam Altman doing responsible?
I can’t think of a single thing I would trust chat gpt with, especially when it come to my kids.
I’m trying to rationalize what you could even ask it that’s not a single Google search away with a forum or blog post written by (hopefully) human fucking beans who have gone through the same thing you’re experiencing and figured it out.
For every parenting question you have there’s 100 different answers, at least 20 of them are reasonable, pick one of those 20 and figure it out.
While writing this I tried something. Chat gpt told me a 4 month old needs around 14 ounces of milk in a day if their breast feeding. Which is about half the actual number. I think the recommendation is ~25 /day, my kid drinks ~30. If I gave him 14 a day I think he’d learn how to walk just to kill me.
Hmmm…
All that really says is its inconsistent
Altman reminds of all those robot Zuckerberg memes.
