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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 11 days ago

Everybody poops

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Everybody poops

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  • TheTechnician27
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    61•11 days ago

    Why did I think the centaur on the left was a man doing unspeakable things to a small elephant

    • OfCourseNot
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      10•11 days ago

      Oh no! I can’t unsee it now!

    • BubblyRomeo
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      18•11 days ago

      At first, I thought it was a women giving head to man and then I thought was a woman getting railed…

    • @[email protected]
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      4•10 days ago

      You’re not alone. Exactly what I saw too.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•10 days ago

      You wouldn’t fuck a malnourished baby elephant.

      • @[email protected]
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        No, no. Im not a pedophe ill let them get a little older, though. Keep the malnourished thing…

  • @[email protected]
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    9•11 days ago

    It’s a dude with a horse’s asshole and tail.

  • @[email protected]
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    22•11 days ago

    THEN WHO CAN I CALL THE POLICE ON??!? 😭😭😭

    • TxzK
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      34•11 days ago

      people who didn’t wash their hands

    • @[email protected]
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      12•11 days ago

      Yourself for caring about everyone else’s bathroom use

  • @[email protected]
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    11•11 days ago

    Disgusting, this sign discriminates against robots.

    • Lemminary
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      Do… robots… poop now? 😧

      • @[email protected]
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        Everybody poops, and if they don’t they’re an android

      • @[email protected]
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        2•7 days ago

        they squeeze out spent AA batteries

        • Lemminary
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          2•7 days ago

          Omg, I just realized they’d probably call it dropping logs, too.

  • 21Cabbage
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    20•11 days ago

    Been in plenty of unisex bathrooms, it’s just stalls. Your obligation to not commit sexual assault in there is the same as it was in the hallway leading up to it.

    • @[email protected]
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      11•11 days ago

      I was under the impression that, in the US, public bathrooms operate under some kind of gender-based “purge rules”, and that’s why it’s so essential to know who’s fair game

    • @[email protected]
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      unisex bathrooms are honestly so much more pleasant, the fact that everyone goes in there makes it chill

    • @[email protected]
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      Some people seem to only not assault others because they might get called out on it, so they assume everyone else is the same way. It’s pretty weird, and they’re really just telling on themselves.

  • @[email protected]
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    9•11 days ago

    I’m trying to understand the handicap mermaid. Shouldn’t the chair have a propeller or something?

    • DarkSirrush
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      10•11 days ago

      Merperson touring a human city - presumably they have both lungs and gills so can spend a day out of water.

      • @[email protected]
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        But can they sing? Do fathers on land reprimand their daughters?

        • Lemminary
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          Why yes, human women are famously known for wearing cutlery in their hairdo.

    • @[email protected]
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      On land mermaids would need a wheelchair or something similar even if they aren’t handicapped.

      • Captain Aggravated
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        11•11 days ago

        Landing gear.

      • @[email protected]
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        Obviously!

      • @[email protected]
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        They might also get around like sea lions, hard to say.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•10 days ago

      Everytime I see ocean things I think of SOMA. I may have some sort of mental disorder.

  • @[email protected]
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    This is my poophole. It was made for

  • @[email protected]
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    7•11 days ago

    What does the Braille say?

    • Jesus
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      “The last person to read this didn’t wash their hands.”

      • @[email protected]
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        Jesus that’s funny

    • 21Cabbage
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      2•11 days ago

      That’s a great question to not have a good answer to. Certainly looks like a shorter statement.

    • @[email protected]
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      I put on my robe and wizard hat.

      • @[email protected]
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        Wizards don’t go to the toilet. They soil themselves, then cast prestidigitation to clean their clothes.

        • @[email protected]
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          vanish mepoopum

  • Rob T Firefly
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    And if they don’t they’re an android, and should be destroyed.

  • @[email protected]
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    https://youtu.be/yFemT0bmC_8

  • @[email protected]
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    2•11 days ago

    What’s the second to the left figure

    • @[email protected]
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      4•11 days ago

      I’m thinking the silhouette of a classic Area 51 style alien.

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        Oh I’m stupid. I meant the other left.

        • @[email protected]
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          Oh that one, yeah… no fuckin clue. Maybe a cyberman from Dr Who, but like… wearing a suit?

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          Looks like a robot.

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          Frankenstein’s monster?

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