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NegativeNull to Political [email protected]English • 13 days ago

Not The Onion

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  • @[email protected]
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    Can you imagine the outrage if any other US president engaged in such blatant corruption and violations of the Emoluments Clauses?

    • @[email protected]
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      71•13 days ago

      Any Democratic president, you mean. Rules never seem to apply to Republicans.

      • @[email protected]
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        30•13 days ago

        That’s because Republicans don’t have principles. They only respect power.

    • @[email protected]
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      29•13 days ago

      I don’t know, Trump’s never done anything to compare with what Obama did.

      I don’t know why we don’t talk about it more, it rocked the political world. Still is!

      • @[email protected]
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        I knew what this was before I clicked it! On top of everything else, I love the choice of music. It’s the same pseudo-oriental music they use in movies and TV show when they introduce a terrorist lair in some Arabic nation. Preferably in squalor. Unbearable heat, hungry children barely moving in the dust. Or a docu about Al Qaeda.

        edit: oh, it’s just a cut from the whole video. How could you forget Dijon-Gate, Bicycle-Gate and many more! Truly the worst POTUS ever. And people begrudge Trump a little vanity. SMH

      • @[email protected]
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        6•13 days ago

        NSFW jeez!

  • @[email protected]
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    And both the men’s and women’s fragrances have a statuette of a man (presumably an idealized Trump from about 50 years ago). So I guess they think that women want to be Trump too. That’s just as delusional as thinking that men want to be Trump.

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      And based on what I’ve heard, that men want to smell like him. Why not just shit your pants and get that “victory” scent for free!?

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    And they made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm.

    • @[email protected]
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      Trump is kinda the opposite. He’s all about that peanut farm, and was from the start. POTUS is just a way to get more peanuts. And narcissism of course.

  • @[email protected]
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    10•12 days ago

    I’ve heard about Trump’s scent. No thanks.

  • @[email protected]
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    12•12 days ago

    Former Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-Ill.) got a little too specific when he attempted to describe Donald Trump’s body odor while speaking to Jimmy Kimmel this week.

    “What did it smell like specifically?” Kimmel asked.

    “So, if you take, like, armpits, ketchup, makeup and a little butt, it’s probably like that, all mixed up,” he said.

    “That’s the Trump formula?” Kimmel said.

    “A little bit of a pungent odor, I would say,” he said. “You definitely wouldn’t want to bottle it up and wear Trump cologne.”

  • @[email protected]
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    21•13 days ago

    In Britain “trump” refers to flatulence.

  • @[email protected]
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    24•12 days ago

    Eau de Bouffon

  • @[email protected]
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    9•12 days ago

    Essence el shit.

  • @[email protected]
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    46•13 days ago

    peanut farm

    • @[email protected]
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      17•13 days ago

      https://theonion.com/you-people-made-me-give-up-my-peanut-farm-before-i-got-1819585048/

  • @[email protected]
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    34•13 days ago

    It’s as of somebody somehow crossed Mr. Burns and Ralph Wiggum, brought him to life and made him president.

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      • @[email protected]
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        7•13 days ago

        Now that you mention it…

        • @[email protected]
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          You’re absolutely on the right track. He was literally based on Trump, per the directors.

  • @[email protected]
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    15•12 days ago

    So can anyone release a fragrance called “Loss 46”?

    Could even use the logo:

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  • Zier
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    19•12 days ago

    Male Fragrance: Top Note - Urine Middle Note - Rape Bottom Note - Rotting corpse in the Arizona desert

    Female Fragrance: Top Note - Botox Middle Note - Moldy leaking silicone Bottom Note - Sludge from the bottom of a bar trash bin

  • @[email protected]
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    20•12 days ago

    Another day, more crimes from the President of the United States going unpunished.

  • @[email protected]
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    Remember when Carter had to put his peanut farm into a trust to avoid real, or perceived conflicts of interest?

  • @[email protected]
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    = (- 2)

    • FlihpFlorp
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      This took me longer to get then I care to admit

      I have a braincell I swear

      • @[email protected]
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        Say hello to your braincell for me

        • FlihpFlorp
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          I would but I can’t find it

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