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    2610 days ago

    So can we assume it smells like some combination of stale bronzer, McDonalds, flop sweat and ass?

  • @[email protected]
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    5310 days ago

    RIP to the ER staff in deep red states being subjected to whatever stories they’re gonna hear.

  • John Richard
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    6910 days ago

    What does the Bible say about those who worship golden statues?

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        39 days ago

        Target Audience is people who don’t give a flying fuck about the bible or the brown socialist terrorist inside it

        You know, the majority of American “Christians”

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    The fragrance is available in two versions – one for men and one for women – and will set back supporters a whopping $249 for each 100ml bottle.

    https://www.opeu.org.br/2024/09/18/a-profile-of-trump-voters-the-demographics-of-his-maga-enthusiasts/

    A Profile of Trump Voters: The Demographics of his MAGA Enthusiasts and Their Relationship to Him

    In their majority they tend to be white, male, and mainly older, are highly conservative, support traditional values such as religion and proud patriotism, are less likely to have a college degree, are more likely to be rural or small town-based and lower-income

    I dunno if $250 bottles of cologne is highly aligned with what Trump’s demographic wants, but I suppose he has more experience in brand building than I have.

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      It’s going to flop, but that’s ok because they only bought one lot from the Chinese factory

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    I don’t think Trump has ever had that body shape. It’s weird that he both signed it and put “his” likeness on it when he isn’t the kind of famous person that people normally want either of those things from

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    1510 days ago

    If it DOESNT smell like DIRTY DIAPER I’m going to be ANGRY but Still vote for Trump again!

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    Americans = QVC shoppers.

    It’s like his demographic is people that buy diet pills and insurance from daytime tv commercials.

  • @[email protected]
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    49 days ago

    I love how ridiculously fake the representation of him is. Not fat, not wearing heel lifts, no ass out because of the lifts, no tie dangling over the precipice of a McDonalds belly, no ridiculous coiffeur of a combover.

    Our Dear Leader.

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    Old and busted: sewage district New and exciting: Trump perfumery

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    Before you know it there will be a Trump fan shop in every city, selling his parfume and other nonsense. Then they’ll conquer the rest of the market: ‘gold’ side tables, ‘gold’ doormats, ‘gold’ bread knives, ‘gold’ salami, ‘gold’ olives, ‘gold’ potatoes, ‘gold’ paperclips, ‘gold’ sunglasses, ‘gold’ flip-flops, you name it. All with his head on it. And of course that signature 45-47 lettering. Super exclusive.