By Ellis Rosen

Riff on the original cartoon by Joe Dator:

  • @[email protected]
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    179 days ago

    This is what happens when you make a character who eats cookies all the time and then one day you start telling him that “cookies are a sometimes food”.

    So he starts only eating cookies “sometimes”. But he still gets hungry. His name isn’t the “sometimes Cookie Monster”.

    They should have left it at, “C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me!”

    • @[email protected]
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      49 days ago

      Some monsters demand virgin sacrifices to keep them placated. Cookie Monster just wants cookies. If anything, the residents of Sesame Street got off lucky.

  • Annoyed_🦀
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    1810 days ago

    I would think of him as Monster Inc kind of monster instead of man eating monster tbh