• @[email protected]
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    4714 days ago

    I can’t decide what’s the best worst best most stand-out part, I keep coming back and rereading.

    You will never be disappointed with The United States of America.

    Are you selling us a car?

    Therefore, we invite you to participate in the extraordinary Economy of the United States, the Number One Market in the World, by far.

    We’d absolutely LOVE to but unfortunately we have to wash our hair. So sorry. Next time, for sure. Love you, kisses!

    • @[email protected]
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      312 days ago

      Therefore, we invite you to participate in the extraordinary Economy of the United States, the Number One Market in the World, by far.

      any updates on the price of eggs?

  • @[email protected]
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    5814 days ago

    They need to stop pussy-footing around with Trump.

    He says 30, they need to reciprocate with 60 percent, and will back down to 20 when he cancels the 30.

    Make it permanently harmful to threaten this bullshit.

    • @[email protected]
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      3013 days ago

      It would be more appropriate from Europe to count all the environmental harm corpos like Cocacola get away with and simply start taxing based on the extra strain they cause to society. Give a number and just not budge. It is not hard to deal with this man.

    • @[email protected]
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      1313 days ago

      Suspend American IP in Europe (which is a counter-tariff measure that the EU has already approved regulations for).

      Watch the TACO do his thing.

    • @[email protected]
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      Unfortunately Europe can’t very well afford to play hardball with him - not just because it’s economically harmful to Europe, but also because Europe wants to keep at least some sort of foreign policy and military alliance, and cooperation in the midst of the war in Ukraine.

      So EU already scrapped the plans of digital tax, giving Trump a win and gaining exactly nothing from this. There is still hope that Europe will pressure him at least a little bit - but not much hope, I’m afraid.

      • @[email protected]
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        313 days ago

        A stable alliance with the Trump administration isn’t possible, as has been made abundantly clear. There’s no reason to give concessions to preserve one.

        • @[email protected]
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          110 days ago

          True, but despite that it’s not possible to tell him to fuck off either. Europe has no good options here.

          • @[email protected]
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            19 days ago

            Exactly. There’s no good option.

            They’re gonna get fucked either way, so might as well tell Trump he can get fucked too.

    • Match!!
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      1913 days ago

      they should get the president of Liberia to translate

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      In the UN, everyone is addressed like that, including the heads of missions. I wouldn’t be surprised if the presidents of the European Commission and European Council also get addressed like this.

    • elgordino
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      It’s a cut and paste of all the other letters. I’ve seen more effort put into bulk job applications.

    • 0xD
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      313 days ago

      Weeeeeelllll it basically is from the outside.

    • @[email protected]
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      212 days ago

      This “tariff” is just a distraction from the Epstein files scandal, nothing more. It’s just noise, not news.

    • ViatorOmnium
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      213 days ago

      From the economic point of view the EU acts very much like a single country. Even the EEA can be seen as single entity if looking from the perspective of an American trade negotiator.

  • Elvith Ma'for
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    These Tariffs may be modified, upward or downward, depending on our relationship with your Country.

    First, what the fuck is that random capitalization?

    Second, so your giving us in writing, that these tariffs may will be modified at will if you feel so.

    Third, which country are you talking about? Europe is a continent. EU is a union of independent countries/nations.

    • @[email protected]
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      At first I thought it might be a standing point for Orbán to point out that they want this (but the bad EU, yadda yadda), but after actually reading that garbage of a propaganda piece, I can only imagine that part is boiler-plate, and noone along the chain caught it or could be bothered with correcting it.

      Trump is serving up the distmantling of most US soft powers. Like how is this not a game of chicken for us to bunch up on Ireland and tell them no more fucking around with appl and alphabet. I’d love nothing more than a third level bureaucrat tucked away in Strassbourg to calculate exactly how much societal and global harm these companies cause. We could shift that into dollars (somehow?), and make sure they pay that tax, or we start filtering their sites. I rarely believe restriction is the way to go, but nothing would really be lost here.

      • @[email protected]
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        413 days ago

        Yeah the whole trade deficit is bullshit, with GAFA it’s the other way around.

        But USA, why are we not buying your shitty cars or crappy food? One can wonder…

        • @[email protected]
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          213 days ago

          I just don’t really understand the bigger picture. Like why are Trump’s handlers letting him get away with this? Which group would benefit the most, if the US’s general purchasing power went down? I’m thinking more Waltons than Putins, but it just doesn’t make sense.

          While I do see there is a healthy limit to conspiracy theories (looking at the chief of Health), I cannot imagine people wielding actual power wouldn’t stop this lunacy if it weren’t in their interest for some reason.

          • @[email protected]
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            313 days ago

            Trump is a media genious (let’s give to Caesar what’s Caesars) he’s 80IQ in maths, economics and F- in history. Surrounded with yes men, this is what you get.

            History is littered with rulers in similar situations, and surprise, it goes exactly the same way. So here the EU will use soft power or whatnot and just blast that Donald out of the waters. Might take a while worst case, but that’s my prediction!

            • @[email protected]
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              213 days ago

              Naw, I’m not giving Trump a cent more than he deserves. He is as good of a troll as anyone before 4chan could get, but he has nothing else going for him.

              I am more concerned about the background service. Like who were the ones that composed the newest sandwich bill? I feel if we get caught up in just the emotional part (he is trolling the whole world, after all), we won’t see the actual harm being caused behind the scenes.

              It feels that even this proposal is only there to distract from the actual harm being caused.

              • @[email protected]
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                212 days ago

                It’s almost like the qanons, maga crazies etc are correct when they think there is a “cabal” or shadow government, it’s just that it isn’t the democrats doing it.

                • @[email protected]
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                  112 days ago

                  Naw, they aren’t totally wrong. I mean take any kinda superpac, and see the influence. The problem is, they voted for a swindler, who is only there to further his own goals, not dismantle anything (well, besides soft power).

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      First, what the fuck is that random capitalization?

      Yes, he’s a demented rapist.

      Second, so your giving us in writing, that these tariffs may will be modified at will if you feel so.

      Yes, he’s a demented rapist.

      Third, which country are you talking about? Europe is a continent. EU is a union of independent countries/nations.

      Yes, he’s an incredibly stupid and demented rapist.

      He’s the most humiliating thing we could come up with, apparently.

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      As much as I fucking despise this shitbrick orange hitler, the capitalisation is standard in my limited experience, in legal documents it is common to treat an established concept as a proper noun to make it explicitly clear what you are referring to.

      There may be a passage near the start which says something along the lines of “the proposed 30% trading tariff, herein referred to as the Tariff” or “the European Union trading area, herein referred to as the Country”. (In this case those passages don’t exist but I think the capitalisation still makes sense)

      Equating the EU with Country is absolutely batshit insane though.

      AMERICA NUMBER 1 YOU’LL NEVER BE DISAPPOINTED (if your expectations are already on the floor)

    • Microw
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      513 days ago

      It’s a bit delusional to say that EU countries are truly independent. Yes, any country can independently decide to leave the union – but as long as you’re part of it, you give up parts of your independence.

      • @[email protected]
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        813 days ago

        Parts, sure, but they also still have separate foreign policy apart from trade. As seen in the American War on Afghanistan for example.

        • Microw
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          113 days ago

          Afghanistan was pre-Lisbon Treaty. EU countries would have a hard time nowadays going “I’m joining this war no matter what you guys do”. It could still happen, but there would be a lot more discussion between the institutions.

        • @[email protected]
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          413 days ago

          The news talk about Kallas, not foreign ministers. Things have changed since Afghanistan.

      • @[email protected]
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        112 days ago

        It is delusional to say any country is truly independent. (don’t know why you focus on the EU)

        They all live is the world and trade with each other because no country makes all the resources they need themselves.

        • Microw
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          That’s not even remotely the same. You are talking about economic interdependence.

          I am talking about the political act of self-surrendering powers to the union that all EU member states have done.

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        The EU is very strange. Yes, there is a global unifying policy but countries still have a wide autonomy.

        Portugal has specific trade and travel agreements with individual countries, outside the wide EU policy. Other countries do this.

        In this specific situation, we already know it will be the bloc handling as a whole the issue. Spain has already stated that all commercial tariffs must be addressed to Brussels, as it is part of the common external relations policy. But individual countries can add their twist to end.

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    You will never be disappointed with The United States of America.

    Is the whole thing satire?

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      They are on the way to become better than namba 1…at this rate they’re going to become namba zero.

    • rem26_art
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      honestly, if you handed him a fountain pen, i don’t think he’d figure out how to use it.

      • Ænima
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        Cut to a video of tRump furiously trying to turn the ink of a 0.7mm ballpoint pen to the same thickness of his arrhythmic heartbeat signature like a kid trying to fill in their fake bubble-art graffiti during class. Tongue sticking out and everything!

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      In his first presidency, he started contracting pens specifically for this. It’s a big signature that is very visible when he holds up his signed letter to the cameras after signing. It’s a deliberate performance, with an absurd signature for that gesture and good pictures.

      Just look at this absurdity

      Every. Time.

      /edit: New England Firm Makes President Trump’s Pens (YouTube) 1:20, 8 years ago

    • @[email protected]
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      What does it even say in the first place. I know it should include either D or Donald and either T or Trump, possibly include J or whatever J stands for. The last teo letter look like ld, but the ones before look like rum, as if he just put something together like DumnldJTummmmld.

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    What is even fucking going on? It feels like a child touching random shit on their parents phone, opening apps and accidently calling and buying things. Meanwhile the rest of the world just goes wtf.

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        It’s so much back and forth all the time, that I don’t even know anymore what the current tariff rate is. 10%? None? Probably not even worth remembering though, because it changes all the time randomly anyway

        • @[email protected]
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          213 days ago

          It’s a negotiation tactic. It doesn’t even matter what it “is right now”, because it’s not in effect, and not established.

  • Ech
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    Did a Sovcit write this?

    • Ænima
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      I don’t think so, but the delusions of grandeur sure sound familiar between the two. Talking out of their ass, like they know anything about what they speak of, is a tell-all trait of sovcits and tRump!