(sorry for the Daily Mail link).
If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left.
And if everything’s left, did he take anything?He seems like an all right guy
If the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
There’s plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him…
I dunno, I have 2 left feet so win win for me.
You looking for a job as his attorney?
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!
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He’s all right, I guess
He must’ve been desperate, he’s got nothing left
I wish that I could say that it isn’t right, but…
In fact, it seems it was all right
All that was left was left.
Bet the store owner was hopping mad.
That joke was already made in the article.
I didn’t read it as it’s the Daily Heil.
There’s an article?
There must be something wrong with this man’s sole.
To be fair, stealing all the right sided shoes from a shoe store just to irritate Barry Allen is absolutely something Thawne would come up with.
also could be the plot of a Phineas and Ferb episode.
BEHOLD, MY RIGHT FOOT SHOE STEAL INATOR
This sounds like leftist propaganda.
INTERNATIONAL CRIME RING AFOOT!?
Afoot!
I can appreciate this kind of mayhem.
He seems all right to me.
This guy.
who steals a shoe(s)? honestly!
Someone with one leg.
A righteous man, I see.
He’s too far into the far-right spectrum!
What did he do with the wrong ones?
If you only take what is right then you will never be wrong.
These shoes will claim they’re victims of a crime and they’re right!
LOL
