Maybe they’re afraid of heights!

🎵 My python don’t want none unless you got buns, hun!" 🎵

He was packing a Hydra in his pants

Most guys just have one python in their pants.

Bro just wanted some mother fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane.

We sure it wasn’t just Jonah?

https://theworld.org/stories/2016/07/31/man-worlds-biggest-penis-gets-stopped-tsa-agents

Airport Security: “Is that three pythons in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

Of course, they’re ball pythons

I was so concerned when I misread it as more than 3 pythons somehow. Only three isn’t so bad.

Can you imagine if a bite in that area?

3 pythons? I hope Cleese was one of them, he’s great

Poor airport security, nobodies ever just happy to see them :(

Dammmmn! You gotta nice snake!!