• @[email protected]
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    2444 days ago

    So the pedophile gets to lead the investigation into pedophile activity? Sounds about right

    • D_C
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      1084 days ago

      And Handjob Barbie is involved as well, the skank that wanked off her date at the theatre with -I think- kids all around her.
      Only an imbecile would trust these two scumbags.

      • @[email protected]
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        854 days ago

        She started dating her husband after he exposed himself to a bunch of teenagers (her included). Boebert definitely isn’t against pedophilia, it turned her on.

        • synae[he/him]
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          164 days ago

          Yea but I’m not part of the party trying to rollback all societal advancement of sexual liberation for the last hundred years

          • @[email protected]
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            43 days ago

            Yea but I’m not baggin’ on a middle-aged lady gettin’ some in a dark theater. FFS, we can bag on her for 100 other things, like shooting fish in a barrel.

        • mrbeano
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          143 days ago

          She was kicked out after 4 separate complaints & also being warned by staff. It’s not really that dark in the Buell theatre, and the seats are close together. Those two were absolutely the assholes here.

        • D_C
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          83 days ago

          The thing is if we don’t give them shit for everything, even the small stuff, then that’s how they get away with bigger things.
          The “Don’t worry about X thing because they’ve done far worse thing” approach is basically forgiving them for the X thing.
          Her, and any politician or representative, should be better not worse then the normal people if the world.

          Also firstly she was vaping in the theatre and was asked not to.
          She then gave her bloke a hand job. And then after numerous people complained about it all she was asked to leave.
          Then she did the “don’t you know who I am” shouty thing to the theatre staff as she was being escorted out.
          Then she denied doing any vaping or inappropriate sexual stuff in the theatre and called it witch-hunt, and it was only when the video of it came out did she stop being a cunt about it.

          So, yeah, we should definitely be giving her shit for this every day until she fucks off.

    • JohnnyFlapHoleSeed
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      124 days ago

      Yeah, the girl with stage V Stockholm’s syndrome who was trafficked when she was underage insists!

      Oh yeah, her shit bag son also caught charges for statutory rape

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    Dream team Special counsel:

    Lead- Matt Gaetz

    Assist

    • Harvey Weinstein,
    • Bill Cosby from the jello commercial
    • the dusty bones of Strom Thurmond
    • R. Kelly’s piss
    • fat Jared
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    493 days ago

    every comedian with a mic and a camera needs to be lighting up everyone in Washington.

    I heard Matt Gaetz was asked to investigate the case with Epstein. He declined stating the children involved in the case were too old for him now.

    The FBI was investigating claims that Chuck Grassley is a pedophile. their report claims that it’s impossible for him to be a pedophile since anyone that comes in direct contact with him rapidly ages and turns to dust. However, the report did find that there are over 45 children missing after a “sleepover” at his estate.

    • @[email protected]
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      484 days ago

      I legit cannot get over how fucking stupid people are. This isn’t a new faction, they’re gearing up to investigate and say there’s nothing. Maxwell is in on it because she doesn’t want to die in prison.

      • @[email protected]
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        23 days ago

        oh there won’t be nothing, plenty of dems gonna be on that list for sure, but mysteriously only a couple token no-name ®s

  • @[email protected]
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    103 days ago

    7/16 - Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files

    7/18 - Matt Gaetz leads special council investigation into the Epstein files

    7/19 - Matt Gaetz dies from masturbation-induced dehydration

  • @[email protected]
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    364 days ago

    Hey, Republicans, what happened with that “groomer” panic you guys were harping about not too long ago?

    • @[email protected]
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      103 days ago

      They were panicking because they were thinking other people were stealing their kids that they want to groom. It is more like turf war than anything else

  • @[email protected]
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    554 days ago

    You don’t need a pedophile lawyer, you need a pedophile lawyer, get what I’m sayin’?

  • @[email protected]
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    243 days ago

    Quite the crime fighting duo. A drug fueled rapist and one the most crazy skanks alive are here to solve all our problems.

    • FuglyDuck
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      133 days ago

      If you think the problems are bad… wait until you see their solutions!

  • @[email protected]
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    124 days ago

    This is a fucking nothing burger, and you all bought it. Boebert suggested Gaetz should lead an investigation. That’s it. End of story. She has very little power, he has no power, nothing will ever happen here.

    No one, in or out of Congress, takes either of these two people seriously. Except of course lemmy. Lemmy thinks these are serious human beings with, uh, some kind of influence.

  • @[email protected]
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    84 days ago

    THIS is why she and the Other Republicans voted AGAINST Releasing the Epstein Files! They wanted MATT GAETZ to Release it Instead for some reason because that’s PREFERABLE than Releasing it without him?