• @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    32 days ago

    The question isn’t if I’d press the button, but how many times can I press it before it breaks.

  • unalivejoy
    link
    fedilink
    English
    60
    edit-2
    3 days ago

    Eastern Most Europeans who use , as a decimal point will only receive fifteen euros.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    72
    edit-2
    3 days ago

    I know they meant “worst” in the sense of “bad at math,” but now I’m imagining the world’s worst mathematician trying to figure out how to use math to commit ethic cleansing or poison water supplies or make pugs’ noses even more fucked up or something.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      303 days ago

      ethic cleansing

      Tbh that doesn’t sound too bad? Like maybe take a nice shower but with cruelty free/plant-based soap that wasn’t animal tested (and obviously there’s no drought concern in this scenario).

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        93 days ago

        That would be ‘ethical cleansing’. Ethic cleansing would be to cleanse ethic, meaning you are getting rid of the ethic. That is basically just erasing one’s morals. I think that’s already being taken care of.

  • Most of these hypotheticals are pretty lame. Like… Why would I care if another person got the same amount as me? I would only care if everyone got the same amount because that would cause massive inflation and now my million dollars is worthless.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      233 days ago

      Even if everyone got the same amount, I would just press the button every week - and now I’ve YOLO implemented a form of Universal Basic Income.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        73 days ago

        I’d invent a machine that hits the button 1000 times a second and after a bunch of hours I’d buy Tesla, Amazon, Google and Apple and so on and turn them into companies profitable for humanity.

        But first I’d buy some ice-cream.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      73 days ago

      imagine: you get a dollar but so does elon musk. what would you do?

      if everybody presses the button, we end up with a massive wealth inequality problem

      and that’s actually how companies operate: the employees work for the company (akin to pressing buttons, just more tedious), and for that they get wages, but the company’s owners also get money that way. repeat the process and the company’s owners end up being massively wealthy, which leads to massive wealth inequality.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        02 days ago

        is wealth inequality inherently bad? on a global level it seems to benifit most lemmings/redditors/bird brains?

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      63 days ago

      I would only care if everyone got the same amount because that would cause massive inflation and now my million dollars is worthless.

      Everyone’s money won’t mean much. Welcome to being poor, billionaries.