At that point I would probably just give up on my day.

This was a meme during lockdown about simulating normal life. I love how it works in other contexts as well

Edibles were so good, you weren’t even standing in your own bathroom … and why is the lady behind the door screaming in some Eastern European language?

Why does it smell like ass? Ever been on a public transportation train in a major urban area? You’re happy if it just smells like it and there’s no actual piss or shit on it. Leaving the station there usually are 2 or 3 places when urination occurs regularly, like on the sidewalk.