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Can’t trust anyone today…
Fuck off Jesus
Jesus H Christ did you scrub in??
Jesus needs a hair transplant
They couldn’t get the real Jesus so they got Nicolas Cage instead
Anyone would start balding after being crucified.
Plus he’s over two thousand years old, give him a break. He looks great for his age.
Of course he looks great for his age, he’s Italian and gay.
Why did god give the ability to the surgeon to remove it safely.
Quite often he doesn’t.
Seems like pointless busy work to give someone a tumor just to give someone the ability to remove it.
God is a hack writer.
Maybe part of a scheme to transfer money from the families of the people with the tumors to the medical insurance companies. Check to see if He’s a shareholder.
jesus looks like he runs a junkyard
I realized did not laugh for long time ((:
Someone give him a wheel and tell him to sit quietly in a corner.