The Picard Maneuver to Microblog [email protected]English • 1 year agoI know which one I am, unfortunately.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1949
arrow-up1949imageI know which one I am, unfortunately.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver to Microblog [email protected]English • 1 year agomessage-square56fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish71•1 year agoI swear it’s easier to get a toddler out the door than my wife.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish12•1 year agoWhen a toddler is finally all dressed up and ready to go, they invariably suddenly need a diaper change. Is it the same with your wife?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish32•1 year agoCan I interest you in a very nice Trebuchet?
minus-squarerustydominolinkfedilinkEnglish11•1 year agoCareful there. You may not wish to insinuate that his wife is 90 kg.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•1 year agoSimple catapult it is then A rare case, in fact the first I’ve heard where it’s preferable (unfortunately not a ranged weapons expert though)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•1 year agoWives under 90kg are weighed at tue maternity ward.
I swear it’s easier to get a toddler out the door than my wife.
When a toddler is finally all dressed up and ready to go, they invariably suddenly need a diaper change. Is it the same with your wife?
No, I always remind her to pee first.
Hopefully they’re both yeetable
My wife is not yeetable.
Can I interest you in a very nice Trebuchet?
Careful there. You may not wish to insinuate that his wife is 90 kg.
Simple catapult it is then
A rare case, in fact the first I’ve heard where it’s preferable (unfortunately not a ranged weapons expert though)
Wives under 90kg are weighed at tue maternity ward.
Why was I reminded of this