NEW YORK—Clucking his tongue with mock disappointment, Bill De Blasio announced to New Yorkers that “It’s not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit after all, huh?” during a press conference Tuesday. “Hey, you all gave it your best shot, but it looks like it’s a little harder than you thought to run a candidate who won’t be a national fucking disgrace, doesn’t it?” said De Blasio, smirking as he suggested that the voting public had perhaps gotten a little too big for their britches at the prospect of electing someone who would amount to more than a constant source of embarrassment for the city at large. “But, no, really, I hope you have a goddamn blast with Eric Adams or whatever asshole you end up going with, and I’m sure you’ll knock everybody’s socks off with some really incredible candidates during the next election cycle. Just goes to show that it’s not so easy to find someone who isn’t a total dickhead hated by everybody.” At press time, De Blasio had issued a joint statement along with Mike Bloomberg and Rudy Giuliani that consisted of them loudly laughing for 10 straight minutes.
  • @[email protected]English
    2•10 months ago

    I wouldn’t really praise a McKinsey ghoul, especially one that took multiple trips to Iraq and Afghanistan for them.

    • EleventhHourEnglish
      7•10 months ago

      So you have actual evidence that he did something wrong?

        • EleventhHourEnglish
          2•9 months ago

          So you admit that you have no evidence and that you’re just mad

          • @[email protected]English
            1•9 months ago

            Do you have any idea what McKinsey has done? Anyone who chooses to work for them with their history has questionable ethics at best.

            • EleventhHourEnglish
              2•9 months ago

              Do you have any evidence to back up your claims against Pete Buttigieg, or are you just gonna keep deflecting?

              • @[email protected]English
                1•9 months ago

                Are you being obtuse? I can’t make my complaints with Buttigieg any clearer. McKinsey is the epitome of what is wrong with our system. They spawned Enron, and were a major contributor to the 2008 financial crash due to their mortgage bundling manipulations, as well as more. Both of these were well known before he went to work for them. As I said anyone willing to work for them has at least questionable ethics.

                • EleventhHourEnglish
                  2•9 months ago

                  So, you’re admitting that you made false accusations and have zero evidence to back them up.

                  Got it.