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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆linkfedilinkEnglish15•edit-22 years agoMy bladder and colon are shy unless I am pissing/shitting on someone else’s time.
minus-square@SyJ@lemmy.mllinkfedilink8•2 years agoSentences that should have stopped one word earlier
minus-square@VikingHippie@lemmy.wtflinkfedilink3•edit-22 years agoTechnically a word, a letter and an apostrophe, but I’ll allow it.
minus-square@VikingHippie@lemmy.wtflinkfedilink1•2 years agoIt can stay as long as it promises to behave.
minus-squareGormadtlinkfedilink7•2 years agoA few years back I was working on Memorial Day getting paid my holiday pay (8 hours pay to stay home) plus time and a half for working on a day I’d normally not. That 2.5x pay to take a shit was so satisfying.
My bladder and colon are shy unless I am pissing/shitting on someone else’s time.
Sentences that should have stopped one word earlier
Technically a word, a letter and an apostrophe, but I’ll allow it.
What about the space?
It can stay as long as it promises to behave.
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Time and a half shits on Sundays is great
A few years back I was working on Memorial Day getting paid my holiday pay (8 hours pay to stay home) plus time and a half for working on a day I’d normally not.
That 2.5x pay to take a shit was so satisfying.
Shittin the Dream right there. Nice
10/10 would do it again