Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And […]

Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

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    21•8 months ago

    My favorite part is how they plan on spending the extra money. Really need to help those at-risk dictatorships!

    • @[email protected]English
      24•8 months ago

      The excess funds initially allocated for the purchase will be reinvested into our philanthropic efforts that include business school scholarships for promising cult leaders, a charity that donates elections to at-risk third world dictators, and a new pro bono program pairing orphans with stable factory jobs at no cost to the factories.

      These are the kinds of hard hitting issues that the people actually care about but were mysteriously absent in the talks leading up to the election. It’s just crazy how out of touch politicians are these days.