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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish129•7 months agoOh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they’re all “omg it’s so cute” and “let’s go buy it food and a bed”, but when I do it, they’re all “who the hell are you?” and “leave or I’m calling the cops” :(
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish58•7 months agodon’t do this. it only made things escalate in my experience
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish23•7 months agoDon’t pick a house with a dog next time.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish12•7 months agothats even worse why would you suggest that you trying to get me shot on sight?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•7 months agoJust block the shots with your big banana ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•7 months agoThat would only work if you’re very cute and kinda short.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish24•7 months agoMarking your territory probably didn’t help you either
Oh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they’re all “omg it’s so cute” and “let’s go buy it food and a bed”, but when I do it, they’re all “who the hell are you?” and “leave or I’m calling the cops” :(
Have you tried meowing at them?
don’t do this. it only made things escalate in my experience
Don’t pick a house with a dog next time.
Have you tried UwU’ing at them?
thats even worse why would you suggest that you trying to get me shot on sight?
Just block the shots with your big banana ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That would only work if you’re very cute and kinda short.
Marking your territory probably didn’t help you either