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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 6 months ago

Anon visits America

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Anon visits America

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 6 months ago
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  • Radioactive Butthole
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    6 months ago

    Wait until anon discovers a hamburger with a glazed donut for a bun and the entire thing is deepfried.

    • @[email protected]
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      served with a side drink of milkshake with double cream on it

      • Radioactive Butthole
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        2•6 months ago

        I think you think you are joking but that is a real beverage option for said burger. They even add a stick of butter for extra fat content.

        • @[email protected]
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          No I don’t, I have encountered many americans trying to convince me that this is a reasonable combo…

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        Is it a five dollar shake?

        • @[email protected]
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          1•6 months ago

          Only with coupons

          • @[email protected]
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            2•6 months ago

            Haha. At this point a fast food shake probably costs $5.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•6 months ago

      I haven’t discovered this yet, praying 2025 won’t be my year 🙏🏼

    • Kairos
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      Where do I find this?

    • @[email protected]
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      2•6 months ago

      Comes with a side of insulin I hope. $800 combo

    • @[email protected]
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      2•6 months ago

      Wait till Americans discover deep-fried candy bars, the one area where the Europeans (well, Scots in particular) area ahead of Americans in deep-fried tech.

      • Radioactive Butthole
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        1•6 months ago

        Haha that’s cute! That’s where deep frying starts here. We even deep fry butter.

        Behold! A monument to American Gluttony!

      • @[email protected]
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        8•6 months ago

        We’ve had that for nearly a century, it’s just state fair food because even Americans have standards.

        • @[email protected]
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          3•6 months ago

          Forcing Presidents to eat Iowa Goy Slop on national television like it’s a TLC reality TV show called “My 1000 lb Family” is a rite of passage in this country.

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