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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 6 months ago

Anon buys a TV without researching

sh.itjust.works

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Anon buys a TV without researching

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 6 months ago
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    6 months ago

    Look up Amazon’s “Sidewalk” network. They don’t need your internet. They have your neighbors internet.

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      Wrap the sides and back in metal net so it becomes a faraday cage in those directions blocking waves (only half joking? idk if this’d work)

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        4•6 months ago

        WiFi bounces, and can take multiple paths. Won’t work.

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          Cover the front too then, noballs.

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            6•6 months ago

            I too, like to buy a brand new 8K OLED TV just to watch it through a microwave door.

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              3•6 months ago

              If you’re lucky, the mesh interferes with its internal electronics and you’ll have a new grill, too!

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