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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 6 months ago

Anon goes on a first date

sh.itjust.works

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Anon goes on a first date

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 6 months ago
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    5•6 months ago

    As a gay man, I have a novel solution to the problem.

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      8•6 months ago

      Ok, but it’s not like it’s a choice to be gay…

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        7•6 months ago

        it is a choice.

        and I make it.

        you’re gay now

        *poof!*

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          Getting both uses out of ‘poof’ there

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          3•6 months ago

          That a gayer version of “your body, my choice?”

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      6 months ago

      I seriously think that my life would probably have been easier if I were gay. A heterosexual relationship usually requires finding a woman who enjoys my company despite having effectively no common interests with me.

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