• Flax
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    385 months ago

    I have a vivid memory of my parents trying to teach me to wash my hands and me eating the soap.

    • EntirelyUnlovable
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      25 months ago

      When I was a kid I found a box of detergent powder in the bathroom and on the box there was a happy guy that said “Blimey! It’s lemon-limey!” So I stuck my nose in the box and took a big whiff and if I ever see that guy again