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“The measles gave you lifetime protection against measles infection,” - Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

If only there was another proven way of doing this without the risk of serious complications of getting sick.

  • @[email protected]
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    95 months ago

    You’re just not eating enough carrots, my dude. You got measles due to carrot deficiency.

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      35 months ago

      The recommended amount of carrots is very reasonable. Only 12 per meal. (no not the baby carrots ha ha)

      • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ
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        15 months ago

        What if I told you they make baby carrots by cutting down regular carrots? Yeah your world just turned upside down baby.

        It’s amazing that Dr Worm isn’t even the worst person in power right now. He’s in like 5th place

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          25 months ago

          Oh sure, they’re regular carrots but to really get the effects promised by dr. brainworm, you need to eat 12 full sized or 36 baby carrots at every meal.

          (also, please note that do not do this.)