That’s not true, I caught one the other day who promised to grant me wishes if I let it go. He wasn’t lying but the wishes eventually led to my downfall so now I have a hard time trusting anyone even partially aquatic.
Last time a fish tried to grant me a wish, I cut its head off, gut, filet, pan sear on med high till throughly cooked and seasoned with a side of fiddleheads. Wish granted.
Did his salmon friends rob your house while he distracted you with the wishes?
Happened to me one time. Just wanna make sure it wasn’t the same salmon.
Aaactually salmon can’t talk
Source?
You mean sauce? Cream sauce.
That’s not true, I caught one the other day who promised to grant me wishes if I let it go. He wasn’t lying but the wishes eventually led to my downfall so now I have a hard time trusting anyone even partially aquatic.
Last time a fish tried to grant me a wish, I cut its head off, gut, filet, pan sear on med high till throughly cooked and seasoned with a side of fiddleheads. Wish granted.
I think, upon closer inspection, you’ll find that you were actually talking to a large mouth bass named Billy. Excellent singer too.
Did his salmon friends rob your house while he distracted you with the wishes? Happened to me one time. Just wanna make sure it wasn’t the same salmon.
A tale as old as time
I thought it was bad enough when I got catfished by a salmon but you guys got me beat
Well, at least its better than getting salmoned by a catfish. that was an experience.
Oof thoughts and prayers
Wait is this like a classic story? It sounds oddly familiar
I know it as The Fisherman and his Wife
Edit: Updated link to a more prototypical example, a fairy tale as recorded by Grimm.
One of the Grimm’s fairy tales.
So, like, a mermaid?
I would definitely never trust a mermaid. Well maybe if they sang the right song.
You just don’t know where they stand
I just don’t like the fishtail. I’d like the fish part on top with legs.
No, they just don’t want to talk to you.
Now I’m sad. Thanks.
You’re welcome!
You have to give them credit.
That’s a comically sick burn
I did.