• Hossenfeffer
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    292 months ago

    “We assumed they would form a relationship.” > “We relationshipped them.” > “We shipped them.”

    I’m in my 50s but cracking this code ain’t rocket surgery.

    • Geetnerd
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      2 months ago

      Idiocracy is in full effect. Sadly, punctuation is not. Or is it “punked” now? Is that cringe?

      • @[email protected]
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        82 months ago

        God, I hope you’re a hundred years old and suffering from mental degradation ‘cause anything else is hugely depressing.

        • Geetnerd
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          22 months ago

          Nope. Modern juvenile internet slang is just incredibly lazy, and “cringe.”

          I don’t have a problem with it used socially in person, but written communication should be intelligible. Preferably, without vocal fry, or Valley Girl gibberish.

          • @[email protected]
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            52 months ago

            It’s perfectly intelligible, you’re just an idiot. I’d say sorry you had to find out this way but I don’t think you actually learned anything from this experience.

            • Geetnerd
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              12 months ago

              Aww, look at Junior, thinking that condescension is awesome.

              You keep being you, Hero, in your mind.

              • @[email protected]
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                42 months ago

                This simply has to be the moment I take off because you’re either a very sad person who finds trolling fun or so beyond stupid there is nothing that can be done for you. I’ll leave it at this:

                Ahem. You literally started this by being condescending and continued by jerking yourself off over it.

                • Geetnerd
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                  12 months ago

                  I care about your opinion very much. It’s very important to me. I’m saddened by your disappointment in me. Truly.

                • @[email protected]
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                  12 months ago

                  What a toxic person you are. Every single comment you have made in this thread are condescending and abusive. Your taking off is being generally applauded.

    • guy
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      22 months ago

      rocket surgery

      I got that one