Also, a prolonged sun exposure makes them poisonous with arsenic-like chemicals unless you hide them indoors or cook them. You can tell by seeing them turning green, like poisonous potatoes in Minecraft. It’s not THAT lethal, but can teach a human or an animal a lesson that even if you see a potato on the surface, don’t feel lucky about it, don’t dig, it’d fuck you up.
As someone who experienced solanine poisoning from a bad french fry (yes, really) I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. A single fry was enough for about 14 hours of -severe- food poisoning symptoms on about a five minute rotation between trips to the bathroom plus neurological issues that lasted me a couple days. It was horrible.
this and potatoes are nightmare fuel in their own unique ways
Excuse me, what
Potatoes are so romantic
If we didn’t eat them they’d eat us.
D:
Also, a prolonged sun exposure makes them poisonous with arsenic-like chemicals unless you hide them indoors or cook them. You can tell by seeing them turning green, like poisonous potatoes in Minecraft. It’s not THAT lethal, but can teach a human or an animal a lesson that even if you see a potato on the surface, don’t feel lucky about it, don’t dig, it’d fuck you up.
As someone who experienced solanine poisoning from a bad french fry (yes, really) I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. A single fry was enough for about 14 hours of -severe- food poisoning symptoms on about a five minute rotation between trips to the bathroom plus neurological issues that lasted me a couple days. It was horrible.
Holy F. Didn’t think it may be so severe. Glad you are okay now.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE HORRIFIC SHIT POTATOES DO WHEN THEY LOOK FOR NUTRIENTS
Noooo what the fuuuuuckkk whyyyy
'tato hungy