Pro to [email protected]English • 2 months agoMom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbatewww.biometricupdate.comexternal-linkmessage-square246fedilinkarrow-up1719cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish125•2 months agoImagine gooning so hard that your mom makes you famous.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•2 months agoI mean the kid’s penis must have shriveled up to nothing by now, making the entire case moot. “Your honor, I move to dismiss on the grounds that the plaintiff’s penis is reduced to a blackened nub.” “Sustained!”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish63•2 months agoShe just didn’t want him to jerk off to her on chaturbate. She performs there regularly as “Giantmagacnt”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish40•2 months agoI want to believe this is satire but fuck I will not be fact checking.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•2 months agoNarrator: They did in fact go and fact check.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish38•2 months agoDude gunna have to be homeschooled until graduation.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•2 months agoDid homie ever make money off that? Of just terminated his reddit account?
Imagine gooning so hard that your mom makes you famous.
I mean the kid’s penis must have shriveled up to nothing by now, making the entire case moot.
“Your honor, I move to dismiss on the grounds that the plaintiff’s penis is reduced to a blackened nub.”
“Sustained!”
She just didn’t want him to jerk off to her on chaturbate. She performs there regularly as “Giantmagacnt”
I want to believe this is satire but fuck I will not be fact checking.
Narrator: They did in fact go and fact check.
Dude gunna have to be homeschooled until graduation.
Sex ed is gonna be real spicy.
"Mom, why did you break my arms?’
Better not break his arms.
Did homie ever make money off that? Of just terminated his reddit account?
Ew