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The Picard Maneuver to [email protected] • 1 month ago

Life at 40

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Life at 40

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The Picard Maneuver to [email protected] • 1 month ago
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    37•1 month ago

    My balls are wrinkly, and they’ve barely seen any sun at all.

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      14•1 month ago

      But you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?

      • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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        5•1 month ago

        Nudist beach is a pretty good explanation.

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          3•1 month ago

          Please don’t bring reason and understanding into this, I’m trying to be irrationally judgmental over here.

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        21•1 month ago

        is “direct sunlight” a code word for families at Shoneys?

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          7•1 month ago

          They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I’m saying is I bought the tickets!

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            1 month ago

            When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?

            Edit: grammar

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              3•1 month ago

              Im a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha

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                3•1 month ago

                I’m enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.

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                  3•1 month ago

                  Then you’ll love the source of my plagiarism my muse

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                    2•1 month ago

                    I would never have gotten that reference. It’s delightfully absurd and obscene, though.

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