1. She spends her time robbing tombs.
  2. She destroys the tombs and sanctuaries She visits.
  3. She shoots species that are probably in danger of extinction.
  4. She finds dinosaurs still alive and what does She do? Shoot them to death while continuing to destroy tombs.
  • NONEOP
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    41 month ago

    Wearing those shorts in the jungle in real life wouldn’t be very sexy with legs all full of mosquito bites and wounds from climbing, fighting tigers and the stunts Lara does.

    • massive_bereavement
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      21 month ago

      Give me the real thing where she’s wearing long sleeves, sweating bullets, drenched in DEET, smelling like a melting locker room.