@[email protected] to Microblog [email protected]English • 2 months agopardons for salelemmy.mlimagemessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1977
arrow-up1977imagepardons for salelemmy.ml@[email protected] to Microblog [email protected]English • 2 months agomessage-square53fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish25•2 months agoWait a minute, I have a plan: DC is a Federal Jurisdiction. There is no State that can also prosecute you. So, I go rob a bank in DC, then buy a pardon with the money I just got. Profit? 🤔 checks my skin color fuck nvm
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•2 months ago I go rob a bank What? There’s nothing in a bank worth robbing nowadays. If you want to be pardoned you have to think big and make sure something goes to a Trump.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•2 months agoAlso make sure to not steal from someone rich, so stick to wage theft, crypto scams or tax fraud
Wait a minute, I have a plan:
DC is a Federal Jurisdiction. There is no State that can also prosecute you.
So, I go rob a bank in DC, then buy a pardon with the money I just got.
Profit?
🤔
checks my skin color
fuck nvm
What? There’s nothing in a bank worth robbing nowadays.
If you want to be pardoned you have to think big and make sure something goes to a Trump.
Also make sure to not steal from someone rich, so stick to wage theft, crypto scams or tax fraud