Come on stroke!

  • TomMasz
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    442 months ago

    Nothing will get him out of office other than death. That includes 2028.

    • @[email protected]
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      2 months ago

      I don’t know if even death will. Maybe he stops making public appearances for “national security reasons” and only communicates through video broadcasts. Anyone who notices something is slightly off about them, like frames where he has extra fingers or nonsense text on the papers on his desk is called a conspiracy theorist, and to shut up and celebrate the Dear Leader’s 170th birthday.

    • @[email protected]
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      112 months ago

      Sadly, the grim reaper pulled the actress that played Houlihan on mash out of the claw machine instead of trump.

      • doc
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        232 months ago

        Someone give him more quarters!