Unironically this is a basically true thing as well.
If it routinely takes you so long to shit that you… need to read something?
You have some kind of serious dietary deficiency imbalance, and/or some kind of gastro-intestinal or possibly musculature or even neurological problem going on.
We know we need fibre now. If it’s taking you more than 20 seconds to shit you’re gonna die early.
Unironically this is a basically true thing as well.
If it routinely takes you so long to shit that you… need to read something?
You have some kind of serious dietary
deficiencyimbalance, and/or some kind of gastro-intestinal or possibly musculature or even neurological problem going on.What if I start pooping in 20 seconds and just shit so much it takes 10 minutes to stop?
Relentlessly shitting for ten minutes lol
20 seconds is the full duration. 1-2s to start.