Ah, of course. People and seagulls are the same and deserve the same treatment and the same considerations. And my cat is my daughter and I’m a pitmommy too. This is why y’all are weird to other people.
No, not as fucked up as threatening or robbing people. Stupid, sure, but not criminal to the point where you’d need to go before a judge. Are you actually imagining that such behavior would be normal?
Would you like it if someone grabbed you by your feet and killed you by swinging you into a wall? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Ah, of course. People and seagulls are the same and deserve the same treatment and the same considerations. And my cat is my daughter and I’m a pitmommy too. This is why y’all are weird to other people.
The only consideration a seagull deserves is death by mein fuhrer. You… wouldn’t happen to be harboring any seagulls, would you?
Well, I’m not going up to people and stealing their shit
You’ve never stolen anything, even as a teenager?
What kind of childhood did you have where you think it’s normal to mug people as a teenager?
Like threatening people or just snatching stuff like a seagull?
Either. That’s honestly pretty fucked up, in my opinion.
Wait, did you not even do anything pretty fucked up as a kid?
No, not as fucked up as threatening or robbing people. Stupid, sure, but not criminal to the point where you’d need to go before a judge. Are you actually imagining that such behavior would be normal?
Yes! I’m literally shocked that you’ve never stolen so much as a chip. That is weird.