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Stamets to People [email protected] • 1 month ago

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Stamets to People [email protected] • 1 month ago
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  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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    114•1 month ago

    “Easy to Use”. I certainly hope so, it’s a fucking spray bottle. What’s the hard to use option? Waiting until a new moon to summon Ba-Kok, God of Chickens to ask for a stay of cannibalism?

    • @[email protected]
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      11•1 month ago

      Rise, chicken. Chicken, arise.

    • @[email protected]
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      19•1 month ago

      The “hard” option is to just get rid of the hen that turned cannibal. It’s going to be just one, unless you’re running an egg factory level operation. Give the hens more space and actual yard time, and most will stop pecking. The one that doesn’t goes in the soup pot.

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        9•1 month ago

        Do cannibal chickens taste more like chicken, if you are what you eat? Can I compress a hyperchicken if I create a gu pot of chickens with the most chicken-rific umami flavour.

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          5•1 month ago

          Sure, but it’s easier to just add a pinch of msg.

          • @[email protected]
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            4•1 month ago

            You think I’m in the “hyperchicken gu pot” game because it’s easy?

            Maximum cruelty, maximum flavor.

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        • @[email protected]
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          5•1 month ago
          Simpsons did it (kind of)

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            3•1 month ago

            Ffs, leave something for the rest of us!

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          4•1 month ago

          The real questions, can we make hyerchicken hyperramen?

    • FilthyHands
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      ARISE CHICKEN

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        9•1 month ago

        CHICKEN ARISE

      • @[email protected]
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        7•1 month ago

        Super mega chicken? No, is legend.

      • Heydo
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        6•1 month ago

        Arise!

    • @[email protected]
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      16•1 month ago

      I mean, it could come in suppository form…

      • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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        6•1 month ago

        Have you tried shoving something up a species cloaca?

        We’d have more dead chicken farmers.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•1 month ago

          Giggity

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 month ago

        Well then good news!

    • @[email protected]
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      33•1 month ago

      Bruh, if there’s a “spray” AND “stream” option on my spray bottle, I’ll just lock up with indecision. Ease of use is very important when dealing with spray bottles.

      • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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        21•1 month ago

        Do you need to cover a larger area? Spray.

        Do you need precision, or to get a hard to reach spot? Stream.

        Understanding what we need is the first step of action.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 month ago

      It’s serious business. The paperwork is a nightmare though. The rich farmers have lawyers to file the appropriate writs, petitions, and incantations to stay the cannibalism. For those without the money, going before Ba-Kok can be intimidating and challenging.

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      5•1 month ago

      Oops you drew the summoning sigils wrong again.

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      2•1 month ago

      deleted by creator

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      No, it’s only possible to talk to Ba-Kok, praise be His name, when the planets align.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•1 month ago

      Ba-Kok, God of Chickens

      This keeps getting funnier the more times I read it. Good show.

    • Bakkoda
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      3•1 month ago

      I think i just got to that part of Cult of the Lamb

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